Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Holidays at Evil Inc Headquarters (Patreon)

Hello, sinister shareholders—

As we roll into Christmas week, Evil Inc HQ is officially switching to holiday mode. That means one important heads-up right out of the gate:

🎄 No new Evil Inc comics next week

Between Christmas, family time, and the general chaos that accompanies eggnog-based decision-making, there won’t be a new Evil Inc strip posting this coming week.

But — and this is the important part — that does not mean Evil Inc is going quiet.

🎁 Patreon Is Still Very Much Open for Business

While the main comic takes a short breather, Patreon backers will continue to get new posts throughout the holiday week.

Here’s a quick look at what’s been landing behind the scenes:

Evil Inc Erotica: Dynasty and Father ChristmasA festive, very adult tale that answers the question no one asked — but everyone secretly wondered.

Best of the BonusesA curated collection of some of my favorite bonus cartoons from 2025 — perfect for catching up, revisiting old laughs, or discovering a few gems you might’ve missed the first time around.

Chapter 17: Meet-CuteThe moment that lit the internet on fire, now immortalized in comic form — with both public and backer-only versions depending on how spicy you like your chaos.

Seasonal commissions & holiday mischiefFrom a Cassie / Giant Tess pairing to Miss Match teaching Phenomenal Lass about mistletoe, there's plenty of seasonal cheer to help with any egg-nog-related emergencies you might be having.

In other words: if you’re a backer, there’s still plenty under the tree this week.

🧑‍🎄 A Little Breathing Room (By Design)

This short pause on the main comic isn’t a slowdown—it’s a reset.

The goal is to head into the new year rested, organized, and ready to unleash more Evil Inc nonsense, relationship chaos, and questionable HR decisions than ever.

And honestly? I hope you’re doing the same. Whether that means traveling, staying home, hiding from relatives, or just enjoying a quiet moment with something fun to read—thank you for making space for this weird little universe in your life.

🎄 Thank You for an Amazing Year

Your support — whether through reading, sharing, backing on Patreon, or yelling about “meet-cutes” in the comments — means everything. Evil Inc continues to exist because of you, and I don’t take that lightly.

More comics soon.More chaos ahead.And absolutely more trouble waiting in January.

Until then—

Have a wonderful Christmas,Brad