Chapter 17 | Page 9a: “All-Hands Meeting” (Patreon)

Dr. Muskiday just wanted a meeting to show off his new invention. Unfortunately, his email sent most of the people scrambling to find a little privacy! Muskiday arrives to find the office nearly empty — and Giant Tess already annoyed.

Of course, Desdemona and Iron Dragon took one look at the subject line and got exactly the wrong idea. Giant Tess steps in with swift (and deeply awkward) SHR* enforcement, a red Evil Inc Style & Speech Guide, and a reminder that some phrases really should come with footnotes.

*SuperHuman Resources

Here's a closer look at the Evil Inc emails

Transcript

Panel 1 Caption (yellow box): The next day…

Dr. Muskiday (entering the nearly empty office, which is empty, speaking): Where is everybody?! Didn’t they get my email??

Panel 2 Giant Tess (holding up a red book): Here’s a guide to proper terminology in the workplace. You’ll want to read it.

Panel 3 Giant Tess, continues in a narration box: “Desi and ‘Dragon took one look at the subject line and got exactly the wrong idea.”

Inset image below narration: An email inbox is shown with the subject line highlighted: All-hands meeting — NOW!!

Other visible email subjects include:

“Reminder: It’s Casual Fridays, Not ‘Casualty’”

“Who Keeps Feeding the Lava Lamp?”

“RE: Are Monologues Considered Testimony?”

“Janitor’s Closet…?”

“Re: Re: Re: Stop Replying All”

Panel 4 Giant Tess’ narration (yellow box): “When I caught them, I told them to beat it.”

Giant Tess (pointing angrily): (No dialogue)

Desdemona and Iron Dragon are caught mid-makeout on the floor.

Panel 5 Giant Tess: I’ll… um… need that book after you’re finished with it.