March Match-Ups: Round Two Results (Patreon)

The votes are in for the second round of the Evil Inc March Match-Ups. Buckle up. There are a couple jaw-droppers ahead.

Miss Match vs. Lightning Lady

🏆 Winner: Miss Match

In a showdown between two of Evil Inc’s marquee supervillains, Miss Match’s fans brought the fire, narrowly edging out Lightning Lady’s legion.

Team Electric made some solid points:

“I feel Miss Match is going to win this one by virtue of being a fan favorite, but when it comes to fire vs. lightning, I go with lightning every time: it can start fires on its own, Lightning Lady has the drive and determination to get what she wants, when she wants.  Both women have been through the cycles of heartbreak that toughen them up, and while Miss Match may have a nastier disposition, I see Lightning Lady having the grit to pull this one off.”

“Miss Match seems to get distracted.  Lightning Lady, now that she's getting laid regularly, has the fire to put Miss Match into the infirmary.”

“Anyone with some melee training says to watch your opponent's eyes for hints as to where they are going to move, so Miss Match is at a disadvantage.  However, smart fighters know to watch your opponent's center of mass, as where that is going can be a truer read of intentions. Of course, with Lightning Lady's costume that puts Miss Match at a disadvantage as well, so I give this fight to Lightning Lady.”

“Miss Match is burnt out.”

Nonetheless, Miss Match’s backers lit up the voting.

“Nobody is a Match for this Miss.”

“Miss Match. I like the way her eyes roll up into her head during orgasm.”

“Her date with Captain Heroic after they got caught in public together may be the hottest thing you've ever done.”

“We have actually seen these two characters clash once before, in Evil Inc After Dark #23, and Miss Match left Lightning Lady an absolute mess.”

This voter may have summed it up for most of us…

“It doesn't really matter which of them beats the other because either way we all win.”

Desdemona vs. Captain Scarr

🏆 Winner: Desi

Although this was a decisive victory for the darling devilgirl, Captain Scarr’s crew didn’t go down quietly…

“It’s a dominance thing…”

“More potential with Captain Scarr as half the time Desi feels like she's trying too hard to be sexy.”

“I'm going to pick Captain Scarr because without identifiable superhuman powers, she'd have to rely on treachery...and even against a demon, the edge for me goes to the pirate cap'n.”

“For as sweet and fun as Desi is, the Homeward Bound arc establishes that Desi has completely failed to learn the Grimoire. The only powers that she has is her use of magic, and she doesn't actually know how to use magic.  And this isn't just because she's lazy; when threatened with being banished back to the Netherworld permanently, she still couldn't learn even the basic spellcasting.  The only part of Desi that holds up in a fight is the cleavage belt; when she faces the space pirate Captain Scarr, the only thing Desi can do is surrender the booty.”

“Desi's got arcane power, true, but her mastery of it is, well . . . (Lol).  Not to mention, Cap'n Scarr will fight dirty and she has an entire galaxy's worth of resources to pull from.  In this instance I believe skullduggery will win out over dark magic.”

The Daughter of the Dark Dominion, however, pulled through to victory.

“Desi is just smoking hot.”

“Belt trumps Bodice.  Desdemona wins.”

“Summoned demons can take down, or seduce, even the best crews eventually.”

“Desi is the devil I know and would love to know better.”

And perhaps the most convincing argument in favor of Desi coming out ahead…

“It's the tail.”

Phenomenal Lass vs. Fireworx

🏆 Winner: Phenomenal Lass

In a battle between two top-heavy titans, it was the lass with the ass. Fireworx was not without support. (And we’re not talking about her underwire.)

“Boom goes the fireworx.”

“In a battle of great figures, I prefer the explosive redhead.”

“Blaster versus blaster is never easy, but I again have to go with FW.  She's got the experience and PL, well, i could see her getting distracted by shiny colors and sparkly lights.  It is a close call, though, and while both could pull it out, I see FW taking this one across the finish line.”

“Not going to lie, Fireworx gets my vote just because of Alex's phenomenal coloring job on that outfit.  It's absolutely superb art.”

Phenomenal Lass was not to be deterred. Although her cheering section may have had one thing on their minds.

“Those titties get better and better!”

“One word: BOOBS.”

“Fireworx is truly formidable, and dazzling in more ways than one. Phenomenal Lass, however, has the distinct and rare advantage of not always being aware she's actually in a fight. And she might be able to distract and confuse even experienced heroes like Fireworx. That's also her edge in a battle of wits. She also has just a slight edge in a battle of t...something that rhymes with wits.”

Ok… two things…

However, this voter summed it all up nicely:

“I really think these two should just hug it out. No need to fight.”

Dynasty vs. Cassie Cruz

🏆 Winner: Dynasty

This was, by far, the closest battle in the second round, with the young MILF barely topping the full-figured mommy domme. Cassie’s crew was passionate in their persuasive points.

“I still think there's more to Cassie than we've seen.  Dynasty seems to be a one-trick pony (or perhaps cowgirl) depending on who's riding.”

“In the battle of biggest boobs, I gotta support body type diversity.  Both are great upstairs, but Dynasty doesn't have the same base to support that kind of upper body advantage.”

“Both are good with organizational work, but in different ways. Cassie Cruz grows her organization by hiring the most effective people, while Dynasty prefers a more...organic solution. As such, Cassie can probably build a team far more quickly, since Dynasty's method tends to take about 18 years and 9 months per member.”

Dynasty, however, had a large number of people lined up to get behind her.

“In a straight up fight I have to give it to the metahuman mommy.”

“I love a gang bang woman!”

“The power of lactation rules every time!”

“I will always go with a BBW, but Dynasty is the MILF with the most.”

The Final Fearsome Four

That means next week, we’ll focus on two match-ups:

Miss Match vs. Desdemona

Phenomenal Lass vs Dynasty

The winners will face each other in one, final, no-holds-barred competition to name the top Evil Inc character of 2026.