March Match-Ups — Championship Round (Patreon)

We’re down to the final showdown… and what a ride it’s been.

Miss Match vs Desdemona

After a very tight battle in the Supervillain Division, Miss Match pulled off the win over Desdemona — 52.2% to 47.8%. That’s about as close as it gets without someone throwing a recount.

Your Favorite Devilgirl had passionate fans on her side...

Immune to fire and able to summon help puts a huge damper on the heat.

It's Desdemona's turn! Demonic treachery DTFTW!

Miss Match is hot. Also, she commands fire. But Desdemona can call on a significant portion of the armies of Hell itself. And I contend that Hell does not punish by fire alone. There's also her ability to possess inanimate objects.

I think Desdemona would overwhelm Miss Match. She also would likely defeat her in combat. Even if her armies aren't allowed in the fight, she can still simply possess Miss Match's costume and squeeze her into subspace...uh, submission. (Hm. That's not that much better). Until she submits. (That's even worse.) Until she taps that...sorry. Miss Match will tap out.

Desdemona wins because she's always horny (sorry not sorry) Plus, a talking sex toy tossed at Miss Match at the right moment would be an excellent distraction.

This may just be my bias - but I dig women who can handle a throuple.

But Miss Match's mavens were not to be outdone.

If in doubt vote for Miss Match. She's got a singular ability to wiggle in and out of any... er... situation

Professional, passionate and less likely to have parents capable of drawing unsuitable suitors to the infernal regions.

Is anyone truly a Match for this Miss?

This is a close one: Miss Match starts the battle with a few fire blasts, which doesn’t faze Desi one bit. Desi counters by deciding to possess Match’s costume, forcing her to remove it. But Miss Match manages to leap out of the possession field, sparing most of her costume with the exception of her boots— which decide to force Miss Match into dancing a samba. After five minutes of embarrassment, Match has had enough and roasts her boots in order to cease the dancing. While Desi is trying to gather her wits after laughing her head off, Miss Match retaliates by punching Desi’s lights out. Fight over!

Miss Match is cunning and ruthless, with powers capable of heating up an entire city. Not to mention, I believe Desi's boob-belt actually originally was borrowed from Miss Match.

And perhaps the deciding blow...

This would be like voting against Kermit in a Muppets poll.

Phenomenal Lass vs. Dynasty

Meanwhile, over in the Superhero Division, Phenomenal Lass didn’t just win — she dominated. She steamrolled Dynasty with a commanding 60.9% to 39.1% victory.

Fortunately, Dynasty enjoys being steamrolled. From her fans...

A willful harem is more help then a hopeful one.

Dynasty's initial discovery of her unique abilities may have been an accident but she is maxing them out. If she can handle that many kids and that many super powered individuals she's on a whole different level of super powered.

As noted, goal-driven and with a partner who supports her efforts. PL is impressive in multiple ways (and directions) but does seem to be less defined in terms of what she can do. (Whatever happened to Meta-Man who pointed out so far back that someone(?) had been double-entendreing PL's name?)

It's the Battle of the Boobs! PL is pretty phenomenal, but Dynasty's got those mommy milkers!

Between these two titans of the massive mammaries Phenomenal Lass seems she'd be too easily distracted while Dynasty is the masterful MILF of doing the distracting and with her experience she's not falling for any trick.

It comes down to the hotwife dynamic

Dynasty is worried at first, due to her opponent’s ample breasts, but Phenomenal Lass is impressed with the Mighty Mom’s large rack as well. After 10 minutes of admiration of each other’s bosom, they decide to start the match by going to their respective corners to battle. On her way, Phenomenal Lass slips on a puddle to milk which knocks her out. Match over! The power of lactation wins again!

However, Phenomenal Lass finished strong in the end.

They say no plan is foolproof because fools are so ingenious...Dynasty may be playing the long game, but unfortunately the tournament is almost over so those plans are not likely to bear fruit in time.

Both have their own version of power with a feminine touch. They're well-matched up front...uh, that is, while they seem to have similar upfront combat ability. Phenomenal Lass is also reasonably fast on her feet, but Dynasty seems remarkably quick off her feet.

Phenomenal Lass also has a certain ability to baffle her opponents, even if they aren't immediately stunned by her physical appearance. Of course, Phenomenal Lass' primary offensive power, energy bursts, might be a problem for Dynasty, who's much more effective handling bursts of other types.

This one goes to Phenomenal Lass. Dynasty will be absolutely screwed.

Dynasty's power of super-getting-pregnant seem less useful against a female opponent. Phenomenal Lass is unlikely to knock her up.

Really... do I have to keep saying it... take it slowly... Phenomenal Lass. 🍑

She will stun Dynasty with a stunningly inappropriate and hot at the same time statement.

And just like that…

🔥 THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH-UP

Miss Match vs. Phenomenal Lass

Firestarter vs. Unstoppable ForceWeaponized seduction vs. accidental chaosSomeone who knows exactly what she’s doing vs. someone who absolutely does not — and somehow wins anyway

This one’s got all the makings of an all-time classic.

Voting starts tomorrow!