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Nature’s been doing beta testing for a long time… and not every build makes it to production. 😅

This one came out of thinking about all the evolutionary “dead ends” we don’t see — the features that seemed like a great idea right up until they… weren’t. Somewhere out there is a whole fossil record of “What if we just put the hirns over here?” decisions.

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Robert

Also known as Darwin Awards.

Robert McGann

Reminds me of the carnivorous tree sloths we came up with (even without drinking). The attack move was impressive (dropping from overhead branches to stun and pin the prey) but the release time is so-o-o-o-o slow that most attempts ended in painful THUMP!s as the prey had passed by fifteen minutes ago. These attacks usually were followed by slothful grumbling and the slow, slow return to its perch.