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The sun was high over Berk, casting golden rays across the stone paths and wooden rooftops. Flowers bloomed, dragons soared lazily through the skies, and the village buzzed with celebration.
And then… she stepped out.
Astrid Hofferson, warrior of Berk, looked nothing like her usual armored self. Gone were the leathers and axes — today, she was the very embodiment of spring temptation. Her outfit? A pastel dream. A pale pink bustier with lace trim hugged her chest tight, its soft fabric clinging to sun-kissed skin. Her skirt was almost scandalous — short, sheer, and split at the sides to reveal toned thighs and the flash of garters peeking through. Baby blue ribbons tied along her hips and thighs, fluttering in the breeze like she wasn’t already dangerous enough.
She walked barefoot across the grass, basket swinging from her arm, her every movement fluid and teasing. The way she bent down to "hide" an egg gave more than a few men a reason to suddenly stop what they were doing. The fabric of her skirt barely held on, and every man watching held his breath.
The village boys — warriors, blacksmiths, even a few visiting traders — followed her like enchanted puppies, each hoping they’d find one of the rare “special” eggs she whispered about.
"Find the golden one… and you win a kiss. Maybe more."
Their hearts raced. Their pride clashed. She watched with a smirk, lounging in the sunlight atop a barrel, crossing her legs slowly, letting her skirt slip just a little higher.
She gave clues that led nowhere, misdirected with a wink, and occasionally leaned in to murmur something wicked into a chosen ear — leaving that poor soul blushing and stunned for the rest of the day.
Even the dragons were acting out, confused by the heat that wasn’t just from the sun.
When Hiccup finally caught up to her, frustrated by the chaos and the crowd of thirsty young warriors circling like flies, she smiled and handed him an egg — already open.
Inside? A single strip of silk and a note that read:
"I’ve already chosen. Meet me in the watchtower. Bring your stamina."
She winked, turned on her heel, and walked away — hips swaying, sun glowing behind her like a goddess in heat.
And that, they say, was the most unforgettable Easter Berk ever had.
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