🚨💗JULY PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT💗🚨 (Patreon)

The votes are in and the results are spookily delicious. This month, your exclusive treats include creature chaos, twisted fairy tales, home invasion horrors, behind-the-scenes secrets—and one cannibal with exquisite taste.

🆓 FREE TIER — HANNIBAL (1x1) First Time Reaction FREEBIE! A lil’ “Apéritif” to whet your appetite… 🤤

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📦 (PATREON UNBOXING HAUL! #3 💌✨🖤)

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — LAKE PLACID (we’re bringing snacks and sass for that gator) We’re ready for Betty! 🐊

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — THE UGLY STEPSISTER (from glitter to gore) SO excited for the ball! Oh, but WHAT to wear? 👠

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — THE STRANGERS resurrected commentary (lock the doors, grab the wine) You saw our first-time reaction, but that was before Patreon, now you’ll get the full length commentary but somehow we’re more terrified than before in our first-time rewatch! 🔁🩸

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #24: All the tea from inside Petty Pumpkins HQ (and yes, we name names)🎃☕👀