NOVEMBER PATREON EXCLUSIVES! 🦃 (Patreon)

This month flew by faster than a cursed mirror on a mission, so consider this post a small hiccup in the fabric of petty time, we promise we didn't forget the exclusives. November’s lineup is full on fire, haunting reflections, getting your steps in, comedy gold, and a piping-hot tea spill straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ!

🆓 FREE TIER — HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (1x1) *FREEBIE!*🔥 The dragons aren’t the only things breathing fire... 😉

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — OCULUS (2013) 🪞 Mirror, Mirror on the wall... who's the deadest of them all?

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — THE LONG WALK (2025)🚶‍♂️ Can you go the (dystopian) distance?

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — BRIDESMAIDS (2011)💐 Say yes to the mess! Birthday Boy Chey made a list of his favorites and this won the commentary poll!

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #28👀 All the tea brewing behind the scenes at Petty Pumpkins HQ!