JUNE 2026 PATREON EXCLUSIVES! (Patreon)

😁🫶 Hey Petty Pumpkins,

the votes are in and this month you picked very gay or gay adjacent movies and we were so excited to get them to you we practically forgot to announce the winners! All these videos are out now and waiting for you!

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — MERMAIDS (1990) 🫧(OUT NOW!)

🌊🧜‍♀️ Get out your flippers, crucifix and pearls because this one is for the gays, theys and girls. Cher, Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci (in her feature film debut), three iconic women who practically raised us, join forces in a family dramedy for the ages 💄🍿🎃🙏

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — DIRTY DANCING (1987) 💃 (OUT NOW!)

✨💋 We've had the time of our lives and we owe it all to you Pumpkins for voting on this! We're swooning for Swayze and we're gaga for Grey, we're getting down and dirty and dancing the night away! 🕺

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)🎣 (OUT NOW!)

Julie James is back in all her Final Girl glory, the fisherman is back to slashing and sashaying in his slicker, Croaker Queens are doing hot girl things and we're having a blast from the past, but just know... the good vibes in Southport ... they don't last 🪝🤫✉️👀

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkins Podcast Tier — EPISODE #35 👀☕ (COMING SOON!)Freshly brewed behind-the-scenes tea from Petty Pumpkins HQ! What we’re doin', what’s crackin' at the patch, and the unfiltered queerness you’ve come to expect from your resident pumpkins!

As always, thank you for keeping the lights glowing inside the Petty Vault… even when life seems crazy, we're here to make it our own kind of crazy! 🤗 Thank you, Pumpkins!