Midnight Pals: Patience (Patreon)

Thomas Disch: neil in the good omens game, is there a way to escape the dungeon without using the wizard's key? Neil Gaiman: ah! a very good question!Clive Barker: what? that's a terrible questionGaiman: ah but there are NO bad questions, cliveGaiman: curiosity is the rain that waters the seed of knowledge

Debbie Dadey: um excuse me sir neil gaiman but in Good Omens S2E42 aziraphale is shown performing the musubi dachi stance, but everyone knows that angels don't know karateDadey:[pushing glasses up nose] i sure hope someone was fired for THAT blunderGaiman: ah! a fine observation, thank you for sharing!Gaiman: so great to communicate with astute readers!

Gaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Dadey's forehead] i'm giving you a gold star for thatGaiman: in factGaiman: you all get gold stars!Koontz: oo! i want a gold starGaiman: [putting gold star sticker on Koontz's forehead] and so you shall!

King: incredible! nothing flusters him!Poe: he's unflappableKing: like the world's most patient kindergarten teacherBarker: no way, i don't buy itBarker: nobody's THAT patientBarker: i bet i could get him to snapPoe: clive

Barker: hey neil i've got a questionGaiman: yes?Barker: actuallyBarker:this is more of a comment than a questionGaiman: [sweating, veins in neck pulsing] ah yes, go onPoe: clive that's going too far

Neil Gaiman: you see deanGaiman: you can see anything, do anythingGaiman: BE anythingGaiman: without ever leaving home!Dean Koontz: wowwwwGaiman: all you have to do is use your super powerKoontz: my super power??Gaiman: yesGaiman: it's calledGaiman: IMAGINATION!!

Ray Bradbury: it was many years yonder when the open spaces were open and the blue skies were blue, and soda pop cost just a nickel and if you didn't have a nickel a smile would do, when you could see marshmallow dragons and candy corn castles in the clouds and you could do it all with the power ofDean Koontz: oh yeah imagination, i already know thatBradbury: and- whatKoontz: yeah, neil gaiman told meBradbury:

Ray Bradbury: listen neil i hear you've been going around extolling the power of imaginationNeil Gaiman: ah imagination! the poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release-Bradbury: zip it budBradbury: there's ONE dream weaver in this town and that's meBradbury: the limitless vista of a child's imagination ain't big enough for the both of us!!!

Bradbury: i have more child-like whimsy in my little finger, gaiman!Bradbury: and i will use it to paint a rainbow of nostalgic vibes that will have you crying!Bradbury: come at me, neil!! i'll make your childhood fuckin' magical!

Gaiman: wonderful, brilliant! just an excellent threatGaiman: the craftsmanship of it was sublime, you should be very proud, rayBradbury:Bradbury: are youBradbury: are you being sarcastic?Poe: i don't think he knows how

Bradbury: you're so genuine, i can't stay mad at youGaiman: perhaps, ray, there is room in the world of imagination for the both of usGaiman: in fact, maybe there's room for ALL who seek to fly on the wings of a shared dream!