Midnight Pals: Post Better (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: asss you all know Rowling: women are defined by their big gametesss Helen Joyce: oh yeah definitely Joyce: i'm always saying that

Rowling: and furthermore Rowling: the bigger the gamete, the more woman you are Rowling: now that'ss jusst ssciencce Rowling: really, that'ss all the ssciencce you need Rowling: you can pretty much bin the resst of that shit

Rowling: and alsso Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eeey JK Rowling! Musk: issa me, elon! Rowling: elon mussk?? in my terf circle??? Rowling: lissten children thiss guy iss a certified sscientific genius Rowling: tell them about the gametess, elon

Rowling: go on, tell them Rowling: women have big heaving gametesss Rowling: that'ss how you can tell a womanRowling: jusst huge gametes Musk: i'm-a not really here to talka about the gametes

Rowling: then why are you here elon Musk: i justa think Musk: eyyyy Musk: maybe eyyy you can try posting something else ey? Rowling: Rowling: what

Musk: see i posta da transphobia too Musk: but i also hava da other interests Musk: and i'ma not justa talking abouta da racism Musk: although i do find ita VERY interesting

Rowling: oh i'm SSORRY are you telling me how to posst? iss that what you're doing? Musk: si Rowling: oh! world's greatesst possster elon mussk iss giving ME advice on how to posst!Musk: si Rowling: maybe i should carry a ssink around like a fool WOULD YOU PREFER THAT Musk:

Rowling: certified SSUPER POSSTING GENIUSS elon musssk thinkss he knowsss possting better than me Rowling: wow! real "CONCERNING," man!! better "LOOK INTO IT," duuude! here's a catch phrase you better learn for your adult yearss: hey buddy, got a QUARTER?!? Musk: Musk: concerning

Rowling: [coiling in rage] the impudencce!!! get out of my terf circle! your possting is pathetic! Musk: con- Rowling: SSAY SSOMETHING BESSIDESS CONCERNING Musk: Rowling: YOU CAN'T CAN YOU?!? Musk: Musk: mebbe you a da pedophile Musk: mebbe you ara alla da pedophiles