Midnight Pals: Ghoul Rules (Patreon)

Brian McNaughton: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the throne of bonesMcNaughton: ok so get this what if there was a whole giant necropolis full of ghoulsMcNaughton: and also ghoul fuckers

McNaughton: we follow Blux Beepo, a local pervert who considers himself an artist and his medium is ghoul fuckingMcNaughton: now Blux Beepo may not be the darling of the elite critics who prefer the more commercial pop art of quiet seduction, who recoil at his garish colors and violent juxtaposition of light and shadow, but the true connoisseur recognizes in his work a rare talent

McNaughton: Blux Beepo's playful conflation of form and void shows his artistic soul Edward Lee: bro?Lee: bro are we still talking about ghoul fucking?McNaughton: oh yeah of course

McNaughton: now Blux Beepo just wanted to be left alone in his secluded study so that he could study the sensual art of ghoul fuckingMcNaughton: but then this real annoying girl shows up who just won't leave him aloneMcNaughton: she's also a ghoul fucker but in a tawdry wayMcNaughton: it's not highbrow like when Blux Beepo does it

McNaughton: Even so, Blux Beepo can't stop thinking about this annoying girlMcNaughton: who laughs in the rain, wears ribbons in her hair, and dreams of getting pounded by ghoul dickMcNaughton: but no joke i need a girl like thatMcNaughton: sighMcNaughton: someday i'll find my manic pixie dreamghoul

McNaughton: guys do you ever think about what it would be like to have a big titty goth ghoulfriendMcNaughton: i just think it would be pretty greatMcNaughton: we could eat corpses together and fuck in absolute filth

Poe: how exactly does this work with ghouls?Poe: are they a different species or something?McNaughton: oh no no no they're people who just really liked eating peopleMcNaughton: you know what they sayMcNaughton: get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your lifeMcNaughton: you know if you fall asleep thinking ghoulish thoughts and dreaming ghoulish dreams, you might just wake up as a ghoulMcNaughton: it's like becoming a dragon in narniaMcNaughton: ie extremely coolCS Lewis: what? no!

Lewis: becoming a dragon is bad, actually!Lewis: you totally misunderstood what i was saying!Frank Belknap Long: yeah sure "becoming a dragon is bad actually" get a load of this guy

McNaughton: there's guys who want to fuck ghouls and ghouls who want to fuck guysMcNaughton: Ghouls who are guys who like guys to be ghoulsWho do guys like they're ghouls, who do ghouls like they're guysMcNaughton: Always should be someone you really love Brian McNaughton: the thing is, being a ghoul...?McNaughton: it's pretty coolMcNaughton: pretty cool to be a ghoulFranz Kafka: god i knowKafka: sometimes i just lie in bed, wishing i was oneKafka: oh god please i wish i was oneMcNaughton: wishing you were a ghoul?Kafka: what? a ghoul? oh no sorry i misheard youKafka: i thought you saidKafka: umKafka: um never mindBarker: noBarker: what did you think he said?Kafka: nothingKafka: it's nothingBarker: franzPoe: clivePoe: clive stop