Midnight Pals: Feral (Patreon)

Gemma Amor: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the feralAmor: ladies, let me ask youAmor: the things we do to be pretty, ugh!Amor: wouldn't it be easier to be a wolf?

Amor: look at how modern life oppresses us!Angela Carter: preach it sister!Amor: aren't you tired of putting on make-up everyday?Carter: that's right!Tabitha King: yeah!Sonia Greene: yeah!Mary Shelley: yeah! fuck make up!Patricia Highsmith: aw but broads clean up so niceHighsmith: i tell ya, there's nothing like a dame!

Amor: Aren't you tired of shaving?Carter: that's the spirit!King: yeah!Greene: yeah!Mary Shelley: yeah! yeah! fuck shaving!!

Amor: aren't you tired of showering?Carter: y-Carter:Carter: umCarter: ok that's going a little farGreene: yeah i'm ok with showersMary Shelley: yeah!! down with showers!!! fight the patriachy!!Shelley: fuckin' showers!!!! who needs em???!!

Amor: and what about clothes? can you believe we gotta wear this shit EVERY DAY??King:Greene:Carter:Shelley:Patricia Highsmith: well you don't gotta wear em on my account

Amor: have you ever thought that the trappings of civilization are what really define our humanityAmor: and if you gave them up, you would basically be a vicious beast?Shelley: i'm a motherfuckin she-wolf right now, bitchAmor: yes but i meant literallyShelley: [flipping switchblade] check these claws!

Amor: i just think we should consider stopping all personal hygiene and living as stinky boisAmor: maybe in a cave in the woodsAmor: we could eat twigs and berriesShelley: hell yeah i'm down with this!Shelley: i'm fuckin excited to get started!Shelley: let's do it today!

Amor: yeah! yeah! Amor: we can all be wolves!Amor: you might even say we'reAmor: in the company of wolvesAngela Carter: ha ha yes