Midnight Pals: Birthday Shenanigans (Patreon)

Stephen King: boy, looks like that bungler elon musk really bungled it again!King: another rocket exploded! boy!Elon Musk: [appearing from ushes] eyyy Stephano kingMusk: you thinka you so smart?Musk: whatsa matta for you??Musk: i breaka you face!!!

Musk: checka dis out[Elon posts an AI image, again it is unclear what it is supposed to be]King: oh yeah uhKing: i still don't know what that isKing: joe what is thatJoe Hill: i can't help you this time, dad

Musk: eyyyy brazil, you thinka you can enforca laws? Musk: checka dis out! [elon posts poop emoji, Brazil bans twitter]Musk: mama mia!!!Musk: dissa spicy meatball!!

Musk: dissa take ALLA my genius brainapower to meme outta dis one!Musk: [takes extra big bump of ketamine]

King: whoa elon i don't think a person is supposed to take that much ketamineMusk: shut uppa you face Stephano king!Musk: you thinka you know about takinga too many drugs?King:King: yeah i kinda think i do

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?Poe: oh mary it's youPoe: steve is talking to his friend elon againKing: for the last time, we're not friends!Shelley: you want me to take care of this, steve?Shelley: i can make it look like an accident

Poe: now mary there's no need for violenceShelley: i didn't say i need to do violenceShelley: i said i want to do violenceShelley: its my fuckin birthdayShelley: so i get a fuckin treat, okay?

Barker: wasn't your birthday yesterday?Shelley: yeah and what did you all get me?Poe:Barker:King:Lovecraft:Koontz: i drew you this picture of Frankendog

Koontz: he's like Frankenstein but a dogKoontz: i thought he would be better as a dog :)Shelley: yes dean i rememberShelley: that was real niceShelley: so for that, you're exempt from paying the penalty

Poe: the penalty?Shelley: yeah since you all forgot my birthdayShelley: i get to punch each of youShelley: in the dickPoe: now come on maryBarker: don't argue with her edgar, we're getting off easy

Shelley: step right up, who's goin first?Shelley: how but you, 2 gun bob? you think you got some brass ones?Howard: now hold on thar, parda-[Shelley punches Robert E Howard, he doubles over]Poe: oh no! 2 Gun Bob!Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob!Barker: 2 gun Bob!King: 2 Gun Bob!

Shelley: who's next eh? i ain't got all day!Barker: how about jack?Jack Ketchum:Shelley:Ketchum:Shelley:Ketchum:Shelley: yeah i'll pass on thatKetchum: smart choice