Midnight Pals: Jurassichrist (Patreon)

Michael Allen Rose: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, Michael allen rose presents the tale of jurassichrist by Michael allen rose, read by Michael allen rose, performed by Michael allen rose, with special denouement by Michael allen roseRose: musical accompaniment by Michael Allen rose and the Michael allen rosettesRose: with special guest star the Michael Allen Rose singersRose: everyone! put your hands together! get ready to make some noiseRose: in preparation, i've given you all noisemakers-Koontz: dootRose: not yet, deanKoontz: sorryRose: now get ready forKoontz: dootRose: get ready forRose: Michael allen rose's jurrassiDean Koontz: dootRose: not yet deanKoontz: oh sorryRose: get ready for Michael allen rose's jurrKoontz: dootRose: CONFOUND IT!

Poe: you shouldn't have given him that noisemakerPoe: you know what he was going to doBarker: dootPoe: now clive you're just doing it to make trouble

Rose: picture this! J.C., the son of Man, the lamb of god, the good ol' messiah himselfRose: he comes back for the second comingRose: but a miscalculation sends him NOT to modern earthRose: but to the time... OF THE DINOSAURS!

King: wait i've got a questionKing: Who's this JC guy now? King: Does that stand for Jesus Christ?Barker: THAT'S your question?Barker: cuz i feel like this entire concept raises A LOT of questions

Anne Rice: EXCUSE ME this doesn't make any senseRice: Jesus Christ has all the powers of the heavensRice: he could easily escape from dinosaur timesKing: i thought you weren't religiousRice: that was LAST weekRice: i'm very catholic again this week

Rose: now anne brings up a very good questionRose: but see, in order to ascend to heaven, Jesus needs to get nailed to a crossRose: and dinosaurs just don't have thumbsKing: oh damn he thought of everything!Rice:Rice: ok i'll accept this

King: jesus meets dinosaurs... this sounds like it could be a chuck tingle book!Rose: no this is totally differentRose: i write bizarro comedy horror with a sly edgeRose: chuck tingle isRose:Rose: he's something else!

Rose: if this was a tingler, then jesus would BE a dinosaurRose: and also butt fucking some sort of abstract conceptPoe: that is a good pointKing: i don't knowKing: i'm not sure i'm convinced

Chuck Tingle: hello chums, it's me chuck tingleTingle: tingle's the name, being normal's my gameKing: chuck didn't you write about jesus meeting a dinosaur?Tingle: oh no chum, that's in the past!Tingle: now i write serious horror with socio-political commentary that really makes you thinkTingle: but thanks for thinking of me!

Rose: now Jesus Christ is stuck in the time of the dinosaursRose: and he's hoping each time, that the next leapRose: will be the leap homeRose: but firstRose: [brandishing hot sauce bottles] who wants hot sauce???