Midnight Pals: Lukundoo (Patreon)

Edward Lucas White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lukundooWhite: ok so imagine thisWhite: an explorer in darkest Africa falls victim to a witch doctor's curseKing: oh boy this sounds like it might be a little bit yikesWhite: buddy, you have NO idea!

White: and this curse causes him to break out in soresWhite: and erupting from each sore, like pus from a zitWhite: is a tiny African manKing:Poe:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft: [sweats] now THAT'S scary!

White: so he's just got little African men just popping out of him constantlyWhite: it's a real problem!King: yeah i guess it would beLovecraft: see? finally someone gets itKing: it's not a problem for the same reason you're thinking howard

White: also these little African guys coming out of his sores?White: they're really rudeWhite: like, they're yelling and taunting him as they come outWhite: what a bunch of little assholes!

King: have you got anything else?White: I've got some stories about ghoulsBrian McNaughton: now you're talking!McNaughton: I'm a fool for ghouls!McNaughton: ghouls rule!

White: now the thing about ghouls is they mostly look like peopleWhite: but with extra boobsMcNaughton: how many?White: sixWhite: no waitWhite: eight

McNaughton: god, let me tell youMcNaughton: ghouls are SO hotWhite: for sure, for sureWhite: i meanWhite: the stench, the sickness, the carrion eatingWhite: what's not to like?