Midnight Pals: Eyes (Patreon)

Rebecca Rowland: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the optic nerve Rowland: it's about a scientist who's researching a pill to restore eyesight Rowland: but he accidentally makes himself psychic Rowland: as you do

Rowland: now he's psychically connected with this one mysterious woman Rowland: but is this connection just random? Rowland: or Rowland: is it the opposite of random? Rowland: which is not random

Rowland: this guy is doing all this research for his eye pill Rowland: but also Rowland: his wife is kind of a bitch Stephen King: i wouldn't know what that's like

King: my Tabitha is the best! King: in fact, i'm going to call her up right now and tell her how much i love her Edward Lee: haha bro Lee: bro you are so whipped King: i'm not whipped King: i just love my wife! Lee: [making whip crack noise] King: stop it

Lee: [continues making whip crack noise] King: STOP IT!! King: c'mon King: that's not funny King: Tabitha is an angel!

King: Tabitha is a saint! King: and a wonderful mother to my beautiful boy joe! King: completely unlike the woman in Rebecca's book Rowland: good i'm glad we're getting back to that Rowland: we got kinda off topic for a second there

Poe: hey you did that American cannibal book right? Rowland: yes i did the American cannibal book Koontz: there are cannibals in America!? Poe: no dean Rowland: actually there are Rowland: you would know if you read my book

Koontz: oh ok cuz this new story isn't about American cannibals Rowland: siiigh Rowland: no dean Rowland: this is different Koontz: ok cuz before you were doing American cannibal before CB Blanchard: yeah why ISN'T this American cannibals?

Rowland: not everything i do has to be American cannibal! Rowland: i can do other stuff too! Max Booth: i feel your pain, this is like when people keep asking me when i'm going to do more pizza horror KF Griffant: when ARE you going to do more pizza horror??