Midnight Pals: Radio Googoo (Patreon)

Stephen King: guys i'm kinda bummed todayKing: as you know i own 3 radio stations in the Bangor maine areaPoe:Barker:Koontz:Lovecraft:King: but unfortunately i have to shut them down

Poe: steve! no!Stephen King: sorry edgar, it's timeKing: i love radio but they keep losing moneyBarker: why? do you just play the rock bottom remainders on loop?King:Poe: cliveBarker: no seriouslyBarker: do you?

King: of course not, clive!King: we play hard rock for people who like to rock hard!King: i'm talkin' all the hitsKing: from the 80s, 90s, and today!Barker: were you bringing people that same great rock day after day?King: you better believe it!

King: guys, it's the end of an eraKing: why don't you come on air with me for a very final send-off episode?Koontz: oh! oh!Koontz: can we talk into the big microphone???King: yes, dean, you can even talk into the big microphone

Stephen King: hey rock n' roll fans, it's another beautiful morning here in Bangin' bangor maineKing: you are listening to WKZON FM, rockin' with the kingKing: the king of rock and rollKoontz: you mean elvis?King: no dean i'm talking about myselfKing: cuz of my nameKoontz: stephen?King:King: noKing: no! king!Koontz:King: stephen king!Koontz:King: goshdarnit dean are you telling me this whole time you didn't know my last name was king?!

Koontz: elvis is the king of rock and rollKing: yeah i know deanKing: i mean i know that NOWKing: if it'd known that 30 years ago i would have come up with a different nickname

Barker: you didn't know about elvis?Barker: how did you not know about elvis?King: look it's not like he's a big name!King: i mean, he's no blue oyster cult!

King: i'm your host Stephen "the king" kingKing: joining me for a very special final broadcastKing: i have with me edgar "ravin' mad" poePoe: cute.King: and clive "barkin' mad" barker!Barker: that's the same nickname!

King: no no they're totally differentKing: one raves, one barksBarker: they're ontologically the same, steve!Barker: this sucks, i want a better nicknameBarker: call meBarker: the hell priestPoe: oh that's way betterPoe: hey i want a new nickname tooKing: oh don't you start edgar

Barker: steve play this mix tapeKing: "music for sluts"King: what is this, clive?Barker: what do you mean?Barker: its music for slutsKing:Barker: i think the label is pretty clear

King: okay live but i swear if this is another compilation of sex noisesBarker: oh i would never do that to you twice steveKing: ok clive i'm gonna trust you on this one[King plays tape, it's sex noise]King: damnnit clive!Barker: ah ha ha!

Mary Shelley: hey steve can you play my mix tape?King: "music for libertines"King:King: did you title this?Shelley: it was ByronKing:King: is this sex noises?Shelley: yeah, what else would it be?King:

King: well i guess we'd better pack it all upKing: i don't know what i'll do from hereKoontz: you could go on Adam Cesare's vidcastKing: oh yeah there is thatKing: it's been so long i forgot that was a running gag