Midnight Pals: The white powder that makes you into a goo (Patreon)

Arthur Machen: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the white powderMachen: it's about this white powder that turns you into a big blob of gooBarker: haha oh man i hate when that happensBarker: hahaha- ohBarker: oh shit i'm sorryLor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm sitting right here

Machen: so there's this law student who's studying way too hard and he's just exhaustedMachen: so he gets this white power that's supposed to give him more energyBarker: sound familiar steve?Stephen King: i don't really like to talk about that

Machen: the doctor prescribes this white powder that gives you energyMachen: but the chemist messes upMachen: and gives him the white powder that turns you into goo

King: so instead of getting the white powder that gives you energy he gets the white powder that turns you into goo?King: that seems like a pretty major mistakeMachen: yeah its not ideal

Machen: now there's a thing about this white powder that turns you into gooBarker: oh yeah? is there?Barker: if you could describe the white powder that turns you into goo in a single wordBarker: what would that word be?Machen: hmm well let me thinkBarker: c'mon just say itBarker: you know you want to

Machen: i guess if i had to describe the white powder that turns you into goo with just a single wordBarker: oh god he's going to say itMachen: i think that word would beBarker: here we goMachen: queerBarker: ah ha ha! he said it!Barker: the absolute madman!

Machen: it's just a very queer sort of powderBarker: ahahaha he said it!Machen: i don't see what's so funnyMachen: i'm just accurately describing the powderKing: it's nothing Arthur, just ignore himKing: finish your story

Machen: so they take the white powder and analyze itMachen: and it turns outMachen: that it was actually not medicine at allMachen: they accidentally gave the guy the vinum sabbati that they use for satanic massMachen: it's a real whoopsie doodle

King: so he was actually taking vinum sabbati instead? that explains itBarker: does it steve? does it explain it?King: oh yeah everyone knows that vinum sabbati separates your spiritual higher self from your corporeal sludgeBarker:King: it's like that star trek tng episodeBarker: whatPoe: oh yeah, skin of evilKing: that's the one

Koontz: so vinum sabbati turns you into a goo?King: that's rightKoontz: is that what happened to lorKing: dean! you can't just say that!King: it's very rudeGislason: bloop bloop yeah no that's what happened

Barker: i think if there's one lesson to be learned hereBarker: its that, given the chanceBarker: i would definitely take the white powder that turns you into a gooBarker: i think i speak for everyone here

Poe: oh i don't know about that cliveKoontz: i wanna be a goo too!Poe: you don't know what we're talking about dean

Fitz James O'Brien: so i hear you're in the market for the white powder that turns you into a gooO'Brien: i can get you some of the white powder that turns you into a gooO'Brien: if you're coolBarker: oh yeah yeah we're coolKing: do you have any other kinds of white powder

Poe: steveKing: i mean no no you're right that's all behind meKing: stay strong steve stay strong!