Midnight Pals: Factory Fun (Patreon)

Thomas Ligotti: i hope you've all had fun with these jovial tales of jolly clowns, puppets and festivalsKing: and how!Ligotti: but now it's time to turn our attention to more adult mattersLigotti: to the world of workKing: oh

Ligotti: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the terrible jobLigotti: have you ever considered, what if you had a terrible job?Ligotti: what if it was just a soul-draining experience of constant drudgeryKing: oh manKing: oh man that would suck!

Ligotti: imagine, if you would, that you had a shitty jobLigotti: you think that's bad?Ligotti: now imagine what if your boss was a weirdo

Ligotti: imagine you had to work in a factoryKoontz: ok! :)Ligotti: and not like a whimsical factoryLigotti: such as you might find in s nickelodeon interstitialLigotti: i mean like a real factoryKoontz:Koontz: ohKoontz: i don't like imagining this :(

King: Thomas, what's with this sudden factory obsession?Ligotti: i had a bad experience working in a factory onceKing: i'm sorryKing: what were you makin?Ligotti: crunchberries

Ligotti: there was a mistake down at the crunchberry factoryLigotti: where we accidentally created a cereal that was all crunchberriesLigotti: then accidentally shipped it out to storesLigotti: and then accidentally created a marketing campaignKing: that sounds like quite the wacky mishap!Ligotti: hm?