Midnight Pals: The Machine Fucks (Patreon)

EM Forster: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the machine stopping Forster: imagine, if you can, a future where everyone just posts online all the time while the world crumbles around them King: wow, chillingly prescient King: i don't think i like this

King: wow that's a pretty scary idea! King: you should pursue this Forster: i would, but i just don't have time for writing these days Forster: i'm just way too busy having sex Barker: haha this guy gets it

Forster: look, i'd like to write more Forster: but i just don't have time with all the sex i'm having Forster: i mean, for real, have you tried this sex thing? Forster: it's pretty great Forster: i got a late start, making up for lost time now

King: but ed! surely writing is important Forster: not as important as sex Forster: sorry steve i'm bangin' dudes and postin' lewds Forster: no time for writing King: you could do both? Forster: not the way i'm bangin

Forster: listen, nobody ever told me sex was this great Barker: it's pretty great Forster: i mean why would i waste ANY time writing? Forster: only a huge nerd would waste time writing when they could be fucking and sucking Barker: Forster: i mean you'd have to be a colossal fucking nerd

Barker: i Forster: just the biggest dorkwad Barker: Forster: to waste a single solitary minute writing when you could have a dick in your mouth or a tongue in your ass Barker: Forster: couldn't be me! Barker: Poe: ha ha Barker: SHUT UP EDGAR

Forster: man this sex thing, it rules! Forster: i love it! Mary Shelley: have you tried doing it on your mother's grave yet? Forster: Forster: i haven't Shelley: oh pal you haven't lived Shelley: believe me you're gonna see stars