Midnight Pals: Willow Creek (Patreon)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of Willow Creek Stephen King: great! I could do with a laugh! Goldthwait: it's not funny King: ha ha! I'm laughing already! Goldthwait: it's not a comedy!!

Goldthwait: this isn't a comedy, it's a harrowing descent into danger and madness! King: do the voice Goldthwait: King: c'mon, bobcat, do the voice! Goldthwait: Goldthwait: this is below my dignity

Goldthwait: this story is about two campers being menaced by a big foot King: do the voice, man! Goldthwait: Barker: yeah c'mon man do the voice Poe: clive don't you start Barker: what? i'm literally just saying the same thing as steve Poe: you know what you're doing clive

Goldthwait: no! stop asking for the voice! Goldthwait: i am not some capering buffoon to dance for your amusement! Goldthwait: i am a serious auteur with important things to say!! Goldthwait: now shut up and let me tell my story about an evil big foot!!

King: jeez bobcat's not as funny as a i expected King: he's even less funny than jordan peele King: talk about a disappointment! Poe: or nick cregger King: for real!!! King: why are these guys all so serious all of a sudden?

Goldthwait: so this couple goes into the woods at willow creek to look for big foot Goldthwait: and as we all know the defining characteristic of big foot is Brian Keene: his stink Goldthwait: no you're thinking of the skunk ape Goldthwait: but good guess!

Keene: actually the big foot does stink Keene: i like to think i know a little something about the big foot Keene: having done extensive research into the field of big foot studies to write about cowboys vs big foots, i think i can safely say that the big foot does stink

Keene: the big foot does stink Koontz: because of his feet? Keene: because of Keene: Keene: while i haven't done a deep dive into the particulars, that does sound like a very valid theory dean

Barker: why are you all calling it "the big foot?" Barker: its just big foot Barker: it's not the batman Keene: you know, i've been compared to the batman Goldthwait: i was telling a story Barker: no shut up i want to hear about this batman thing

Keene: think about it Keene: batman has a computer, i have a computer Keene: batman is the world's greatest detective, i'm... Keene: Keene: well, i like to think i'm pretty good Keene: i think i would rank, that's all i'm saying

Barker: ok you have a computer, but is it a BAT computer? Keene: of course its not a bat computer Keene: the bat computer is defined as such because it is owned by batman, ergo there can only be one bat computer Koontz: what if you put a bat sticker on your computer? Keene: cute, deanKeene: but no

Barker: so that's how you're like batman? Keene: well i Keene: i didn't say I thought I was like batman Keene: i was just saying Keene: the comparison has been made Barker: by who? Keene: oh you know Keene: wags Keene: pundits

Barker: i'm not seeing this batman thing Goldthwait: CAN I FINISH MY BIGFOOT STORY?!?!? King: he did it! he did the voice! King: oh man! King: and it's just as funny as ever! XD