Midnight Pals: The Future of Art (Patreon)

Natasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future King: Barker: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: King: really? david lynch said that? Poe: steve

Lyonne: oh yeah he especially loved it when people made incomprehensible loops of random mutating sludge and said it was in the style of david lynch Lyonne: he was just over the moon about that Lyonne: thought it was tops Lyonne: he said to me "natasha" Lyonne: "this is good to me"

King: huh! that doesn't sound like the david lynch i know Lyonne: why? what do you think david lynch would say? King: well King: honestly King: he would probably say Poe: the deep of the dark the eyes of the snail King: the deep of the dark the eyes of the snail yeah

Lyonne: no no he was really big on AI Lyonne: also he said he loves it when people film things on smartphones Lyonne: he told me this in a liberal coffee shop and then everyone stood up and clapped

King: ok wait what were his exact words Lyonne: he said "natasha, this is a pencil." Everyone has access to a pencil and likewise everyone with a phone will be using AI. "It's how you use the pencil, see?" King: King: wait why isn't the whole thing in quotation marks Lyonne: Lyonne: [sweats]

King: are you SURE david lynch said that? Lyonne: here, ask him yourself Lyonne: come on in, david! [david lynch enters. he has 23 fingers on each hand and his face is constantly shifting] David Lynch: add non-toxic glue to pizza to increase tackiness King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft:

Lynch: geologists recommend that you eat one small rock every day King: Koontz: Poe: Barker: Lovecraft: King: something's not right here Lynch: let me tell you about white genocide in south africa