Midnight Pals: Dorley (Patreon)

Alyson Greaves: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dorley hallGreaves: and welcome to it

Greaves: it's this university dorm where they force fem youGreaves: they take the worst, shittiest dudesGreaves: and turn them into the best, nicest girlsGreaves: using hormones, surgery, and a steady reading regiment of spells r us and fictionmania storiesFranz Kafka: oh i know those sites!Greaves: i bet you do

Kafka: well this isn't really horror at allKafka: i mean actually n-noKafka: that's not what i meant to sayKafka: i meant to say this is the most horrible thing in the worldKafka: i can't think of anything worse!!Greaves: hmm huh

Kafka: this story is way too dangerous!Kafka: you can't just go around telling a story about a dorm that force fems guys!Greaves: why notKafka: what ifKafka: what ifKafka: what if impressionable young men hear about it and they go there and get force femmed?Greaves:Greaves: why would impressionable young men do thatGreaves: is there a reason they would do that?Greaves: is there some reason that they would desire to do that?Kafka:Kafka: i i i

Kafka: i'm just saying it's morally irresponsible to tell this story!Kafka: nobody should even think about this dorm!Kafka: i am erasing it from my memory!Kafka: wait is this a real dormKafka: where is this dorm?Greaves:Kafka: WHERE IS IT

Greaves: why do you want to know where it isKafka: i need to know so uhhh i can be sure NOT to go thereKafka: its like when people wanted to know where shirley jacksons the lottery was so they could be sure to NOT go watch itGreaves: is she always like this?Poe: yeah this is a thingPoe: kind of a running gag i guess

Barker: this has gone on long enoughBarker: this ends tonightPoe: clive, noBarker: don't try to stop me edgarBarker: junji, give franz your cat ear headphonesJunji Ito: nya?Barker: just hand them over

Barker: franz, out these onKafka: w-whyBarker: just try them outBarker: see how they feelPoe: clive you're playing with fireBarker: franz was asking me for days about where the real madonna pool is, i think i know what i'm doing here