Midnight Pals: Ritual (Patreon)

Adam Nevill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the ritual King: oh man we love that movie! Nevill: yeah well the novel's a little different King: as long as it's still got that cool creature design! Poe: yeah we love that creature! Nevill:

King: the creature in the ritual was SO cool King: i mean, what even is that thing?? Koontz: it had arms on its face! King: yeah! arms on its face! King: crazy! Poe: it was very cool King: it was SO cool

Nevill: yeah well the creature in my story isn't quite the same King: no? Nevill: no Nevill: Nevill: MY CREATURE IS EVEN COOLER! King: whoa! Koontz: wowww! Barker: you're making a bold statement there adam Nevill: i stand behind it! Nevill: it's REALLY cool! Nevill: it's like a goat with hands cool!

Nevill: so these four guys go hiking in the swedish woods Nevill: and here's the thing Nevill: two of them are fat Nevill: with huge fat asses Nevill: just absolute gigantic dumptrucks Nevill: huge dumperhumpers Nevill: enormous guhunkerbunkerlunkers King: this is terrifying!

Nevill: great big bonkerhonkersonkerflonkers Nevill: massive gahonagahoogaboogajoogafoos Nevill: like a woman would have King: oh no! King: this is the most terrifying story I've ever heard Poe: yeah c'mon adam don't talk like that in front of steve Poe: you know how he is

Nevill: their asses are so huge Nevill: let me tell you Nevill: when they hang around the swedish old growth forest Nevill: they really hang around the swedish old growth forest

Nevill: now they're deep in the woods Nevill: forget anything the film told you about swedish hillbillies Nevill: they get got by a bunch of stupid dipshit metalheads Barker: what, out in the swedish oldgrowth woods? Nevill: yeah out in the swedish oldgrowth woods

Nevill: the metalheads want to be the first metal band to resurrect an eldritch norse god Todd Keisling: that's a good idea actually Keisling: i would hella respect a metal band that resurrected an eldritch norse god Keisling: that would be bad ass Craig DiLouie: [headbanging] yeah yeah YEAH! ROCK!