Midnight Pals: Revenge (Patreon)

King: so what did we miss?Poe: well apparently the first amendment doesn't exist anymoreKing: what?! but that's my favorite amendment!Poe: wait i'm getting word that maybe it doesKing: phew! that was a close oneKing: glad that got settled

Bitter Karella: well well wellKarella: guess who's a big deal published author nowKoontz: who?Karella:King: she's talking about herself, deanKoontz: really?Karella: yes that was extremely heavily impliedKoontz: i didn't want to assume

Karella: now i may be a big deal author these daysKarella: but don't worry, i won't forget the little peopleKarella: there will always be room at my campfire for you, deveKing: it's steve, actually

Karella: and for you, steanKoontz: it's deanKarella: and you --Mary Shelley: you know my fuckin nameKarella:Karella: [sweats] and you, mary

Karella: and, of course, you, bliveBarker: are you doing a bit?Barker: you're clearly doing a bit

Karella: but the important thing isKarella: some people have been failing to give moonflow 5 star reviewsKoontz: but gosh karalla! you can't get mad about thatKoontz: taste is subjectiveKing: wow! from the mouths of babes, eh?Karella:Karella: SHUT UP

Karella: some of you have been insufficiently effusive about moonflowKarella: apparently under the impression that i am too gracious to say anythingKarella: wrong!Karella: i see everything and i'm a little bitch

Karella: so anyway i have compiled the following Richard Nixon-esque enemies list of all the people who hated on moonflowKarella: [unfurls comically long scroll]Karella: cozyhorrorreviews.blogspot.comKarella: happy.romantasy.reviews.fluffy.squishy.xanga.eduKarella: the splatterdunk podcastKarella: the_woke_horror_reviwerKarella: the anti-woke_horror_reviewer

Karella: people who don't like funny names based on genitalsKarella: people who hate quality literatureKarella: people who hate funKarella: ItaliansKarella: that's unrelated to moonflow, i'm just racist against themLovecraft: loving you, BK! Loving you!!

Karella: people who don't know what the term "egg" meansFranz Kafka: what does egg meanKarella:Karella: i am not in the mood right now, franz

Chuck Tingle: hey everyone chuck tingle's the name, being normal's my gameTingle: Listen chum, i know what it's like to deal with hatersTingle: but why wound their bodies with bullets when you can set their souls aflame with a slanderous meme?Tingle: listen, if you will, to my revengeTingle: I've edited this image of a skeptical owl to say "That One Guy Who Remains Dubious of the Artistic Merit of Tinglers"

King: oh ho ho!King: chuck my boy you've done it again!King: man, i would NOT want to be THAT guy right now!King: got 'im! Zing!King: this is why we should call you chuck ZINGleTingle: that is not my name, chumKing: yeah no i meanTingle: my name is Tingle, chum

Stephen King: look karella if you want to have revenge on someone, it's easyKing: you just write them into your book and make them look sillyKarella: does that work?King: it works like a charm!Karella: what if i wrote an entire book about how much my enemies suck?King: whoa whoa whoa!King: let's not get crazy here!JK Rowling: YESSSSRowling: YESSSRowling: LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

Karella: there's a cat in the bookKarella: but you'll have to read it to find out if the cat is okKarella: cuz i'm not gonna tell you up frontUrsula Vernon: lolVernon: your funeral, bozo