Midnight Pals: Orgasm Lake (Patreon)

Graham Joyce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of some kind of fairy taleJoyce: it's about a girl who gets kidnapped by fairiesJoyce: and i know what you're thinkingJoyce: but my fairies are different

Joyce: this girl is kidnapped by fairies but thenJoyce: she comes backArthur Conan Doyle: a returnee from fairyland?Doyle: my god, this could be the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Jennifer McMahon's story last week

Doyle: [clutching files] I've compiled all the information on fairies, i will prove they are real!!Joyce: um sureJoyce: don't you think that you're taking this a little too seriously?Doyle: you forget that i was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration

Doyle: tell me about these fairiesDoyle: leave nothing outJoyce: okay so the first thing you gotta know about fairies is they are extremely hornyBarker: haha YES

Doyle: fairies horny? i haven't encountered this claim beforeDoyle: and yet somehow, it does make senseBarker: hell yeah it makes sense

Joyce: oh yeah, see, they also have this special lakeJoyce: this special lake where\Joyce: get thisJoyce: you have orgasmsDoyle:Doyle: wait, what?

Joyce: yeah yeah see the waves, like, push you aroundJoyce: and they massage your junkJoyce: you knowJoyce: like an orgasm lake should

Doyle:Doyle: ok um this is another new claimJoyce: i mean you know how it isJoyce: the motion of the ocean means small craft advisories

Joyce: anyway, what else can i tell you about fairies?Poe:King:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker:King: what's the deal with the orgasm lakeBarker: YES tell us more about the orgasm lakeJoyce: oh it's just a totally normal orgasm lake