Midnight Pals: Mannequins on the Move (Patreon)

Stephen King: guys i just came up with a great idea for a storyKing: what if you saw a bunch of mannequins driving a car?Lovecraft:Barker:Poe:Koontz: whoa!Koontz: that would be crazy!King: wouldn't it?

Debbie Dadie: excuse meDadie: excuse meDadie: well actuallyDadie: i am afraid that i must point out a factual error in your statementDadie: mannequins don't drive carsMarcia Jones: indubitably!

King: think about itKing: usually when you see mannequins they're not driving a carKing: they're usually pretty staticKing: but what this story supposes isKing: what if they weren't?

Barker: what, likeBarker: the movie "Mannequin?"King: yeah, except they'd just cruising around in a carBarker so more like "Mannequin 2: On the Move?"

King: c'mon guys this is goldKing: i bet tom would like itKing: tom, i got a great ideaThomas Ligotti: hmKing: you're gonna love itLigotti: hmKing: let me tell you, tom, you're gonna go bananasLigotti: hm

King: ok so picture thisKing: a car full of mannequinsLigotti: hmKing: just cruising alongLigotti: hmKing: like the final scene from Tourist Trap (1979)!

King: so anyway, mannequins!Ligotti: hmKing: what do you think, tom?Ligotti: stay in your own lane, steve