Midnight Pals: More Christmas (Patreon)

Charles Dickens: ho ho ho it's me, Mr Christmas!Dickens: time for more Christmas cheer!Poe: it's january, charlesDickens:Dickens:Dickens:

Dickens: you know what your problem is, edgar?Dickens: you don't love Christmas!Poe: you're lashing out, CharlesDickens: it's true!Dickens: why, you're nothing but a…a…Dickens: you knowDickens: aDickens: a guy who hates Christmas!Dickens: god, i wish there was a pithy name for that kind of person!

Dickens: you know what i'm sayingDickens: like, a guy who just really hates the spirit of ChristmasDickens: likeDickens: likeBarker: like a sc-Dickens: SHUT UP, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP

Poe: Charles, you're being unreasonableDickens: get away from me! you Christmas hater!Dickens: why, you're nothing but a…Dickens: nothing but a…Dickens: nothing but a GRINCH!Koontz: GASP!!!

King: whoa there, Charles, let's not say anything we can't take backDickens: it's true!Dickens: edgar is a grinch!Koontz: GASP!Koontz: edgar, is that true???Koontz: do you really hate Christmas?Poe: what?Poe: no!Poe: i meanPoe: i like Christmas a reasonable amount

Poe: this is ridiculousPoe: why are we even having this conversation?Poe: clive, somehow i feel like you're behind thisBarker: moi?????Poe: that response only makes me more sure of it

Brom: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Krampus the Christmas lordDickens: Krampus? the Christmas lord?Dickens: i think we all know who the real lord of Christmas isKoontz: Jesus?Dickens:Dickens: no i'm talking about me

King: Charles, maybe you're talking this a little too farDickens: I'M MISTER FUCKING CHRISTMASDickens: MY MOTHER WAS SANTA CLAUS AND MY FATHER WAS OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER!!! I EAT SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND SHIT RANKIN BASS SPECIALS!!!

Dickens: i'm gonna eat a full Christmas dinner every fuckin day and listen to the queen's speech!Dickens: and when santa claus squeezes his fat ass down that chimney, he's gonna the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!!