Midnight Pals: Return (Patreon)

King: boy those Epstein emailsKing: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operateNeil Gaiman: hello everyoneGaiman: i'm backBarker: oh boyBarker: oh boy you sure picked a time

Neil Gaiman: it's me neil gaiman, imagineer and dreamweaverGaiman: have you ever consideredGaiman: the incredible power of story?Gaiman: but perhaps even more powerful are the stories that we don't tellGaiman: anyway here's my NDA

Neil Gaiman: hello imaginkateersGaiman: i am back, after two years wandering the infinite mind plane of the dreamscapeGaiman: like a tulpa given form by the collective brainwave of humanity, i return to the physical realityGaiman: so anyway whats upGaiman: what did i miss

Gaiman: what has happened during my uneventful absencePoe:King:Barker:Koontz:Lovecraft:Poe: uhBarker: hold on there edgar i'll take this one

Barker: so you might have heardBarker: new Epstein emails been droppingGaiman: oh?Barker: yeahBarker: whole lotta emailsBarker: LOTTA emailsBarker: and now you're here

Gaiman: what a strange coincidenceBarker: yeah, weird thatBarker: real weirdBarker: so uh is there something you wanna sayGaiman: yes!Gaiman: i have a new book

Gaiman: were you not bereft in your long year without a neil gaiman imaginetainment?Gaiman: that's my word for something that's both imaginative and entertainingGaiman: because I've returned with a new imagintainmentGaiman: to witGaiman: what if queen victoria was goth?Gaiman: riddle me that, fellow óneironauts

Gaiman: but don't worry about the allegationsGaiman: this substack will explain everythingGaiman: but have you consideredGaiman: that i'm minor-coded and literally autistic

King: of all the authors i thought would be accused of sex crimes, i never suspected neil gaimanPoe: who did you suspect?King: well if i'm being honestKing: i think i would have suspectedPoe: piers AnthonyKing: yeah, piers AnthonyPiers Anthony: [huffing a pair of panties] wut?

Anthony: me? why's everyone always picking on me?King:Poe:Lovecraft:Koontz:Barker:Poe: you have um a little something on your face there, piersAnthony: