Midnight Pals: Madness (Patreon)

Dawn Kurtagich: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the madnessKurtagich: it's about a fantasy that turned to madness (Has turned to madness)Kurtagich: And all my goodness (And all my goodness)Kurtagich: has turned to badness (Has turned to badness)

Kurtagich: so this story is about mina murrayBram Stoker: oh! likeKurtagich: yes! exactlyKurtagich: except that it's DR. Mina murray this timeStoker: wait what

Kurtagich: that's right, babyKurtagich: it's called recontextualization, baby!Kurtagich: angela knows what i'm talking aboutAngela Carter: hell yeah i do

Kurtagich: imagine mina murray from draculaKurtagich: except what if mina murray was a strong independent woman who was also intelligent?Angela Carter: yes! ha ha YES!

Kurtagich: Dr. Murray receives a letter calling her back home from her old friend lucyKurtagich: that's right, it's like draculaKurtagich: except this time we're askingKurtagich: what were the girls up toBram Stoker:

Bram Stoker: women?!? in dracula???Stoker: why would anyone want to talk about the women?Stoker: that was the worst part of draculaStoker: nobody wants to know more about them!Kurtagich: wellKurtagich: i wanted to know

Kurtagich: dr murray is called to diagnose a lady mental patient who eats bugsBarker: ha ha oh my godBarker: you absolute mad man!Barker: she did it!Barker: she made lady renfield!Kurtagich: i prefer to think of her as femmefield!

Stoker: ugh!!! this is terrible!Stoker: you're putting MORE women in it?!?!Stoker: this is not why i wrote dracula!Barker: yeah we all know why you wrote dracula bramStoker:Stoker: what do you mean by thatPoe: clive stop itPoe: it's bad enough when you do this to franz

Stoker: you can't just make renfield a lady!Stoker: no one wants to read about a lady eating bugs!!Rebecca Baum: i would like to read about a lady eating bugs

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersPoe: dawn just genderswapped renfieldShelley: oh yeah?Shelley: i bet bram is being real normal about itStoker: I AM NOT!!Shelley: yeah wow that's a shocker

Stoker: you can't just genderswap renfield!Mary Shelley: shut up bramShelley: let her cookStoker: you wouldn't like it if someone genderswapped igorShelley: that's differentStoker: see?Shelley: CUZ IGOR ISN'T IN THE FUCKING BOOKShelley: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

Shelley: fuckin' igor! i always have to hear about fuckin' igor!Shelley: i don't care about girl igorKing: oh, you know that terry pratchett-Shelley: oh did terry pratchett do something?Shelley: do you nerds want to tell me about something terry pratchett did?

Stoker: what are you gonna do next? genderswap dracula?Kurtagich: i call her draculauraStoker: !!!!Kurtagich: like monster high