Midnight Pals: The Return (Patreon)

Poe: boy it's been a while Poe: feels like we haven't met for a campfire in weeks! Poe: hopefully nothing interesting happened while we were gone King: check out this AI slop picture i made of my dog!!!!!!!! Poe: Poe: oh Poe: uh King: It's my dog!!!!!! Koontz: did you say dog????? King: yes!!!! Poe:

Poe: steve, that's AI slop! King: well excussssssssss me! King: i thought it was kind of cool Poe: but steve King: fine fine fine i guess i can tell when my ai slop dog picture isn't wanted Poe: steve don't be like that

King: look, i made an AI picture of my dog like my dog is in the newspaper Poe: uh huh King: doing something like that without AI probably would have taken like, idk, a whole ten minutes of cutting and pasting King: and who has that kind of time? King: i've got posts to make!

King: besides, i think dean appreciates my ai slop dog picture Koontz: i'm so excited to hear that molly the thing of evil has been declared good dog by all Koontz: that's actually a really big story! King: see, edgar? dean agrees Poe: it's not a real story! Koontz: wait what

Poe: well that's a pretty crazy thing to have happened during our uneventful absence Poe: i sure hope nothing else wacky happened Barker: oh edgar my sweet summer child JK Rowling: hello children Poe: oh no Barker: ha ha ha Barker: here it comes

JK Rowling: i jussst wanted you to know that i added a FAQ to my websssite Rowling: ssso from now on, all quessstionsss should be directed to my FAQ Barker: including questions about your black mold? Rowling: ESSSPECCIALLY QUESSTIONSS ABOUT MY BLACK MOLD!!

Rowling: FAQ includes quesstionss about transsphobia, black mold, holocausst denial, chattel ssslavery, my 4 foot fence, Diane Duane living in my ventsss, and Julia Donaldsson'sss vuvuzela prank callss Koontz: what about harry potter? Rowling: people don't generally assk about that

Barker: i've got a question ha ha Rowling: ah! yess! a quesstion! Rowling: iss it frequently assked? Barker: you better believe it Rowling: then i'll direct you to my new FAQ

Barker: does your FAQ answer questions about your lawyer's spaghetti briefcase? Rowling: THISS ISS RACISSSM Barker: what about wizards shitting on the floor? is that canon? Rowling: THISS INTERVIEW ISS OVER!!!

Poe: boy a lot sure did happen during our uneventful absence! Poe: but hopefully that was everything Maxwell Gold: hmmm nice campfire you got here Gold: be a real shame if something happened to it