Midnight Pals: Edison's Electricity (Patreon)

Thomas Edison: Behold! it is I! The Bringer of Light! The Inventor of Modernity! A veritable god on earth! Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Edison: allow me to introduce myself Edison: i am thomas E. Edison Edison: geeeeeeenius

Edison: and today i have brought you a spectacle the likes of which you have never seen before Edison: an extravaganza of moving imagery! Edison: a spectacular of terror that will have you quaking in your seats! Edison: behold! Edison: Thomas Edison's Frankenstein!

Edison: Yes, it's Thomas Edison's Frankenstein! Edison: brought to you by the miracle of Thomas Edison's greatest discovery- ELECTRICITY! Koontz: gosh! i thought benjamin franklin discovered electricity! Edison: Edison: get out Koontz: b-but Edison: GET OUT King: now thomas, dean didn't Edison: OUT

Edison: See! the modern prometheus as you've never seen him before Edison: brought to you by me, thomas edison, a modern prometheus in his own right Edison: let's see that fuckin nikola tesla compete with this!

Edison: ok i'm going to start the movie Edison: rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, that you are in no danger Edison: although these moving pictures are disturbingly lifelike, they are mere images like upon the walls of plato's cave Edison: the monster cannot escape from the film and get you

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: thomas edison was showing us his frankenstein Shelley: oh yeah? let me see Edison: behold! Shelley: Shelley: Shelley: Shelley: why's he look like that

Edison: don't be afraid, ma'am! this monster isn't real! it's merely an illusion created by... movie magic! and the power of thomas edison's patent-pending ELECTRICITY (tm)!!!! Shelley: motherfucker, i know that Shelley: why's the monster look like that? Edison: like what? Shelley: like shit Edison:

Edison: oh i see Edison: i guess you'd rather a big oaf with neck bolts huh?!?! Shelley: no Shelley: you assholes always get it wrong Shelley: the monster's supposed to be hot Guillermo del Toro: right, hot Shelley: see? this guy got it right Shelley: got that one thing right Shelley: not so much the rest

Edison: ok now prepare yourself for the main event! Edison: here it is Edison: Frankenstein! Poe: what the hell Koontz: [cries] Edison: sorry sorry that's the wrong reel Edison: that's my topsy the elephant livestreamed execution reel

Edison: behold! i can kill an elephant with just a touch! Edison: the power of electricity makes me a god! a god, i say! Edison: and they said i was mad! ha! Mad? i'll show them mad!! Edison: ah ha ha ha! Shelley: damn i take it back Shelley: maybe this guy DOES get frankenstein