Midnight Pals: Talisman 3 (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of other worlds than these King: in this, the final talisman story, our hero jack sawyer is on the move to save america & the multi-verse from a gang of no-good teenagers King: and he gets adopted by some fatties

King: so jack sawyer meets this fat family King: i mean, the women in this family are SO fat Poe: how fat are they? King: let me tell you, they are so fat King: that you can't not think about what it would be like to have sex with them

King: i mean, they're SO fat that how could you not think about it? King: i can't think about anything else! Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: King: i mean uhhh King: thinking about how bad it would be! King: phew that was a close one, good save there, steve Barker: we can hear you

King: i mean ha ha like wow what if a woman was fat right? King: like that would be the worst thing right? King: ha ha King: that would be King: so bad King: ha ha King: [mopping forehead] jeez it's kinda hot in here isn't it Poe: we're outside, steve

King: just imagine if you were climbing the stairs behind a giant fat woman with a gigantic fat ass King: like i'm talking a real dumper King: just a colossal badonkabonk King: just an insane chombabongahonga

Edward Lee: bro Lee: bro Lee: just how big is this ass? King: um King: like bigger than the entire world big Edward Lee: damn bro!! Lee: now THAT'S a fat ass!

King: anyway ha ha it's not like i'm into that or anything King: ha ha i'm certainly only fixating on fat asses because of how LITTLE i like them and everyone should know that i am not into fat women at all King: no sir ee!!