Midnight Pals: Blorbo from the Stories (Patreon)

Ursula Vernon: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of your blorbo
King: MY blorbo?!
Vernon: yes
Vernon: YOUR blorbo
King: from my stories?!?
Vernon: yes
Vernon: from your stories

King: i love blorbo from my stories!!
Poe: he's the best
Barker: blorbo fuckin rules
Lovecraft: i gotta have my blorbo
Koontz: [chanting] blorbo! blorbo! blorbo!

Vernon: ok so as you know, blorbo is a beloved character from the video game Glubbobo's Edifice: The Dark Legacy Chronicles
Vernon: where he's known as a morally conflicted badass with a checkered past
King: that's what we love about blorbo!
Poe: yeah, there's never been a character like him ever!

Vernon: so we all know that blorbo is a morally conflicted badass with a checkered past
Vernon: but what my adaptation supposes
Vernon: is
Vernon: what if he was a morally conflicted badass with a checkered past
King: oh i don't like that at all
Poe: that's not my blorbo
Koontz: [cries]

Vernon: it's just like your blorbo
King: it's not my blorbo!
King: i don't even recognize that blorbo!
King: i'm going to make a 5 hour explainer video about how that's not my blorbo
King: joe, how do you work this camera
Joe Hill: you push the button, dad

[5 hours later]
King: and that's why everything about your take on blorbo is wrong
Vernon:
Vernon: ok yeah
Vernon: you know i didn't want to tell this blorbo story anyway
King: oh my god!
King: she admits it!
King: she never respected blorbo!
Poe: wow, ursula
Poe: looks like you did a no growth

Vernon: you know what, i'm just gonna go back to the farm
Vernon: after all, it is harvest season
Vernon: and harvest season is the busiest season for the farmer
King: you can't do that!
Poe: what about blorbo?
Lovecraft: we need blorbo or we'll die!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
King: mary! ursula ruined blorbo!
Shelley: what
Poe: you know, blorbo!
Lovecraft: our blorbo!
Shelley:
Shelley: what

King: today we visit a blorbo ruining farm for ruining blorbos
Vernon: i'm telling you, we just grow sorghum here
King: uh huh
King: and where's the blorbo ruining happening?
Vernon: round back
Vernon:
Vernon: oops