Midnight Pals: Day Job (Patreon)

Brandon Sanderson: well I’m off to my day jobSanderson: teaching creative writing at brigham young universityBarker: oh yeah? Is that the case?Barker: I thought Mormons were against D&DSanderson:Sanderson:

Sanderson: I don’t just write D&DBarker: how many saving rolls do you have to throw when you writeSanderson: iSanderson:Sanderson: [sprite representing physical embodiment of ‘annoyance’ appears and dances around] Barker: ha ha!

Barker: gotta roll +5 to cast blade barrier ha haBarker: oh no watch out! A beholder ha ha haBarker: haBarker:Barker: sigh it’s just not the same Poe: [running into scene] I’m here! I’m here!Poe: I was just running latePoe: there was an incident withPoe: a raven andPoe: the important thing is I made itPoe: and CLIVEBarker: there we go Sanderson: everyone says I’m a bad ally for teaching creative writing at BYUSanderson: butSanderson: maybe I’m bringing them down from the insideSanderson: have you considered that?Barker: how are you doing thatBarker: are you assigning the students to read your booksSanderson:

Brandon Sanderson: look, what do you want from me?Sanderson: am I supposed to just STOP giving money to my homophobic church?Barker: yesSanderson: just turn my back on my faith?Barker: yesSanderson: and just what am I supposed to do with all that money? Just keep it?Barker: yes

Sanderson: oh yeah right “just keep the money!” yeah right man!Sanderson: wait a secondSanderson: could i…Sanderson:Sanderson: oh ho ho!Sanderson: delightfully devilish, brandon

Sanderson: no no I couldn’tSanderson: I’m sorry but if I did thatSanderson: I wouldn’t get into the good heaven

Brandon Sanderson: okay but consider thisSanderson: before you get madSanderson: Lord Bryll Obberglob in A Throne of Mist and Stones is actually a sapiosexual demigirlSanderson: and Ordon Gibbernash in A Mist of Stones and Thrones is actually a xie/xer otherkinSanderson: and Jibbish Glordon in A Stone of Thrones and Mist is actually  bipan aro-ace femboySanderson: Now THAT’S what I call allyship!