Midnight Pals: Glinner Returns (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: ah my terf deatheaterssssRowling: I have excellent newsssGraham Linehan: [blundering into circle] hello everyone, I’m back!!Rowling: goddamnit how does he keep finding us

Posie Parker: oh I told him where we were meetingRowling: you toldParker: oh yeah get on the trolley joanneParker: graham’s not an embarrassing outlier anymoreParker: we’ve all caught up to himParker: he’s mainstream now

Linehan: have you heard of these things called furries?Linehan: they’re the worst!Linehan: apparently they don’t like nazisLinehan: to be clear, I now think nazis are goodRowling: yesss yesss graham we all think thatRowling: I don’t know why you felt the need to explain that

Rowling: whatsss all thisss about furriess?Linehan: that’s the new thing we’re mad about!Linehan: I read all about them on circa 2005 something awfulLinehan: that lowtax, now he had the right idea about furriesLinehan: I wonder what happened to that guy

Linehan: the furries are going to make it illegal to walk on two legsLinehan: and they’re gonna sew us all into fursuitsRowling: you’re sssure this guy is mainssstream now?Parker: oh yesRowling:Rowling: huhRowling: oh well I’m sssure that’sss fineRowling: no reassson to quesssstion my assssssociation with thessse elementsss at all

Rowling: I have excellent newssssLinehan: are we going to take down the furriesRowling: its not about the furriessssLinehan: I heard that they have these bowling competitions with KlingonsLinehan: that’s where we can get em!Rowling: IT’S NOT ABOUT THE FURRIESSSS

Rowling: Utah in the Americasss has completely banned gender affirming care for transss youthRowling: cuz if you think about itRowling: thossse transss kidsss have had it too good for too longRowling: also those kidsss are all violent rapisssstsss I’ve decided

Rowling: now they say that this will lead to more sssuicides among trans youthRowling: but if you think about itRowling: that’s a problem that will eventually take care of itssselfRowling:

Graham Linehan: that’s hilarious!Linehan: almost as hilarious as that trans woman getting raped in prisonLinehan: AH HA HA HA HARowling: ok grahamLinehan: HA HA HA HARowling: ok graham just reel that in a little

Rowling: I’m not disagreeing with youRowling: it is VERY funny to meRowling: but you knowRowling: opticsssPosie Parker: oh we’re not doing optics anymore joanneParker: we’re doing full mask off fascismRowling: oh in that casssseRowling: HA HA HA HA