Midnight Pals: Hogwarts Legacy (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: big newssss Rowling: your favorite game issss finally available Rowling: hogwartssss legacccy Rowling: i hope you've all already purchasssed your 4 copiesss

Jesse Singal: i did! i bought 4 copies, dark lord!  Graham Linehan: i bought 5  Rowling: uh oh jessssse looks like someone's angling for your sssspot Singal: but  Rowling: come ssssit next to me graham, you're my new favorite

Linehan: really? even though i said fluorination was a gay jewish hoax by the reptiloids  Rowling: oh yesss that ssssort of thing doesssn't bother me anymore  Rowling: feeling pretty good about the company i'm keeping thessssse daysss

Singal: dark lord! dark lord! i have terrible news!  Singal: people on the internet say that hogwarts legacy is mid!  Singal: IGN gave it their LOWEST possible score!  Singal: an 8 out of 10!  Rowling: sssssss

Rowling: outrageoussss!  Rowling: will the transss never be happy? i put a transsss character in it!  Rowling: Manface L. Tiltedpelvis  Singal: what's the L stand for  Rowling: "Laryngeal Prominence"

Rowling: sssss i'm mad! I'm coiling mad!!!  Rowling: the hogwartssss legacy quota hasss now been raisssed  Rowling: you're each to buy 8 copiesss now!  Singal: but dark lord  Rowling: 10!!! 10 copiessss!!!