Midnight Pals: A Field So English (Patreon)

Benjamin Wheatley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of a field in EnglandWheatley: starring Reece ShearsmithStephen King: oh good! The league of gentlemen! I could do with a good laughWheatley: Wheatley: it’s a tale of psychological torture and psychedelic manipulationKing: I’m laughing already!

Wheatley: it all takes place inWheatley: a field so EnglishWheatley: I’m going to create a field so English

Wheatley: so these guys during the English civil warWheatley: they go to this fieldStephen King: [whispering to Tabitha king] that’s the field in EnglandTabitha King: yes steve I know

Wheatley: so these guys pull on a rope and that makes an alchemist appearKing: this story is a little confusingWheatley: it is now, yesWheatley: but to help you all follow along, I’ve taken the liberty of putting some psilocybin in all your smoresKing:Poe:Barker:Lovecraft:Koontz:

Poe: oh come on really nowPoe: that is not funnyFitz James O’Brien: naw it’s fine edgar, it’s coolPoe: you would say thatO’Brien: you just gotta go with the flow manPoe: I am not enjoying thisO’Brien: you know, they’ve done studies about how it’s actually good for your brainPoe: please shut up

King: haha oh manKing: oh man I am tripping outKing: DUDEKing: DUDEKing: was jk rowling always a snakePoe: yes steveKing: what about brian JacquesKing: was he always a mousePoe: yes steveKing: that is too much man