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[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: it sssseemsss that my podcassstRowling: where i explained how i'm the real victimRowling: didn't go over asssss well as i'd hopedRowling: sssseemssss people were ssstill thinking about that transsss teen who got murdered yesssterday

Rowling: everyone'ssss ignoring MY victimhoodRowling: and just thinking about that murdered teenagerHelen Joyce: i don't know whyJoyce: i've already stopped thinking about thatJesse Singal: i'm still thinking about itSingal: mostly thinking about the victim's genitals actually

Rowling: luckily i have a backup planRowling: allow me to introduceRowling: pamela paulRowling: sssshe'll explain why i'm actually the victimPamlela Paul: i live to serve dark lord

Pamela Paul: people say that JK Rowling hates trans peoplePaul: but consider that once she tweeted this...Paul: "I support trans people but"Paul: just ignore that but there btw

Rowling: thank you for your sssservice pamelaRowling: as your reward, here's a big bag of dumbledore coinsPaul:Rowling: thosssse are legal tenderPaul:

Paul: where?Rowling: in fact, from now on, you're ALL going to be paid in dumbledore coinsRowling: keep your dumbledore coinssss, boyssss!Rowling: the Republic of Pottermore is jusssst around the corner!