Midnight Pals: Possession (Patreon)

Andrzej Żuławski: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the possessionWilliam Peter Blatty: alright sounds like my kinda story!Blatty: [rubbing hands together in anticipation] things bout to get real catholic in here! Żuławski: no

Żuławski: so imagineŻuławski: just imagine the two most extra people that you can imagineKing: okKing: ok I’ve got that in my headŻuławski: okŻuławski: now imagine they were married

Żuławski: in factŻuławski: forget about those two peopleŻuławski: just imagine that everyone in the world was extremely extraŻuławski: just the most extra

Żuławski: ok so this story is a metaphorical psychodrama about a disintegrating marriageLovecraft: i-is the squid monster real thoŻuławski: no that’s a metaphorBarker: is sam neill’s camel toe real thoŻuławski:Żuławski: that’s a gray area

Żuławski: ok so first it’s a tense psychodramaŻuławski: but then it’s a Lovecraftian monster pasticheŻuławski: now I’m bored with that, I want some action! Spies! Car chases! Explosions!Żuławski: [mimicking gun with fingers] pew pew Pew Pew!

Żuławski: so this woman’s marriage is falling apartŻuławski: so she starts moving like she’s doing interpretive modern danceŻuławski: pretty much just the Sprockets danceŻuławski: like all the time

Żuławski: so she starts cutting herself with an electric knife and smashing up the apartmentPatricia Highsmith: heh, that’s dames for yaHighsmith: can’t live with ‘emHighsmith: can’t replace ‘em with a perfect doppelganger!

Żuławski: you know how it is when you get divorced?Żuławski: so you just start acting like a total deranged freak?King: I wouldn’t know about thatŻuławski: naw c’mon guys back me up here

Żuławski: you know how it isŻuławski: when you get divorcedŻuławski: and then just absolutely lose your mind[meanwhile]Elon Musk: mama mia lookita me, i putta da spaghetti behinda da pay wall! Oh!!!!