Midnight Pals: Jane Williams (Patreon)

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersShelley: check it out, this is my girlfriend Jane WilliamsWilliams: supStephen King: whoa whoa wait a second maryKing: I thought you were dating percyShelley: yeahKing:King: well now I’m just all confused

King: oh wait no I get itKing: when you say that she’s your girlfriendKing: you mean that you’re, like, gal pals right?Shelley: noKing: ok but waitBarker: they’re lesbians, Stephen

King: but wait are you sure?King: this is all very confusingShelley: the fuck is so confusing, nerd?Shelley: [waggling tongue between index and middle fingers] gonna get me some tousy-mousyKing: iKing: what?Barker: she’s talking about pussy, Stephen

King: but I thought she was dating percy!Shelley: I play both sides, StephenKing: what does that meanShelley: I’m biKing: ok but what does that meanShelley: I love dick and I love pussyKing: oh but there’s so many ways to interpret that statementShelley: no there isn’t

King: I’m just so confused about all thisKing: how come your mom lets you have TWO lovers?Mary Shelley: cuz I fuck like a champKing:Barker: ah ha ha YES Angela Carter: it’s not that confusing steveCarter: mary’s biCarter: we should all be so luckyCarter: cuz let me tell youAngela Carter: men are trash but just can’t get enough of that sweet sweet dick

King: gosh mary butKing: does percy know?Mary Shelley: haha “does percy know”Mary Shelley: percy how do you feel about jane WilliamsPercy Shelley: ah an angel! An ideal, utopian woman!!Percy Shelley: she’s so good at musicPercy Shelley: and cleaning house!Mary Shelley: lol ok percy that’s enoughMary Shelley: get back in your basketPercy Shelley: yes dear