Midnight Pals: Getting Dark (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: I have excellent newsssssRowling: Florida is going to kidnap transss kidsRowling: and alsssso any kid whom a hillbilly magissstrate might think might possssibly sssomeday gender nonconform

Rowling: thissss is great, they’ll take away the childrenRowling: and any sssupportive parentssss go ssstraight to jailRowling: yesss, we’re all very excited for the DDDEARowling: the Drunk Divorced Dad Empowerment Act

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy where will they take themRowling: oh they’re going to take all the transsss kidsss out to a nice farmRowling: where there’sss plenty of sssspace to run around

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy I helpedRowling: yesss you did jesssseSingal: I was just asking questions mommySingal: did I just ask the questions good mommy?Rowling: yesss you did jessse

Singal: but mommy our work isn’t done yetRowling: that’ssss right jesssseSingal: like, when they take those kids awaySingal: they need to make sure that they stay gender conforming right mommy?Rowling: yesss jesssseSingal: so they’ll need someone to check their junk right mommy?Singal: mommy mommy I volunteerRowling: jessse we all admire your commitment to the causseRowling: but you’ll need to talk to the florida medical board about thatRowling: which I believe is currently ssstaffed by 3 phrenologistsssRowling: a trepannerRowling: and a goblin hunterRowling: I gotta sssay, it’sss incredible what ssstridesss our causes has made in florida sssince they outlawed real medicine

Singal: oh mommy I just want to help out mommySingal: I’m a good boy mommySingal: I’m ready to help mommy!Singal: [pulling on rubber gloves] I’m doing my part!

Singal: where will they put those kids mommyRowling: probably in ssssome sssort of campSingal: what happens then mommyRowling: I don’t know, I don’t careRowling: what happened to those kidsss they put in thossse border campssss?Singal: I think they mostly diedRowling: ohRowling: you better hurry up thenRowling: they won’t need anyone to check dead kidssss’ junk

Context: https://twitter.com/CarlosGSmith/status/1631870192622993408