Midnight Pals: Complete and Total Blueberrification (Patreon)

Roald Dahl: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the unexpected Stephen King: is this an original tale of the unexpected or one of the revised ones? Dahl: ee hee hee what

King: cuz I heard they were revising some of your stories King: you know, to make them more sensitive for the modern world Dahl: ee hee hee what Dahl: eee hee hee did they take out the sexy blueberry inflation scene? King: uh King: no that’s still in there

King: King: why did you just describe it as “sexy” Dahl: oh um no reason Dahl: eee hee hee Dahl: eee hee hee did they take out the sexy shrinking scene? King: uh King: in which book? Dahl: oh, all of them

Dahl: actually ee hee hee in retrospect Dahl: I think my work SHOULD be revised King: really? Dahl: yes Dahl: is there a way to make the blueberry scene go on longer? Dahl: ee hee hee

Dahl: do you ever think about 

Dahl: what if violet got as big as the world 

King: 

Poe: 

Koontz: 

Lovecraft: 

Barker: 

Dahl: I just think that would be interesting ee hee hee

Dahl: and then I’m gonna commission a deviantart artist to draw her Dahl: ee hee hee Dahl: I need an artist who can draw mind-bending body horror images Junji Ito: I’m your man Dahl: ee hee hee fantastic

Dahl: and she’s got to be dressed EXACTLY like the movie Ito: ok Dahl: and saying the line Dahl: the EXACT lineIto: okDahl: ee hee hee Dahl: and I want a second panel with just a generic starburst Ito: thats gonna cost extra