Midnight Pals: Kill List (Patreon)

Ben Wheatley: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the sad hit manWheatley: a mind-bending tale of psychological horror with a big twist!Wheatley: the twist is that its folk horrorWheatley: for the last 20 minutes

Wheatley: so there’s this creepy cultStephen King: sounds scary!Wheatley: and it’s out in the booniesRamsey Campbell: yes!Wheatley: in EnglandCampbell: YES!

Wheatley: hope you’re all ready for some English horrorBarker: does it take place in a field?Poe: CliveWheatley: NOWheatley: notWheatley: not mostlyWheatley:Wheatley: I mean, there is a field involvedBarker: ah haha Wheatley: it’s not the same field!Wheatley: I have range!Wheatley: this move’s gonna be totally different!Barker: oh yeah? Do tellWheatley: this time, nothing happens for the first hourBarker:Barker: what, nothing happens?Wheatley: well, I mean a dog gets killedKoontz: what

Wheatley: I know you’re all excited for the folk horrorWheatley: but firstWheatley: an hour and a half of this doughy whiner’s marriage problems

King: so I’d like to know more about this cultWheatley: noKing:King: is it a pagan cult orWheatley: not sayingKing:King: maybe a weird harvest-Wheatley: not saying

King: so is the cult connected with anything that happened earlier in the movieWheatley: not sayingKing:Lovecraft:Poe:Barker:Koontz:King: what aboutWheatley: not saying Wheatley: this is called the horror of the ambiguousWheatley: you wouldn’t get it, it’s an English thingWheatley: very EnglishKoontz: I don’t like when the dog dies

Wheatley: well if it makes you feel any better, a cat dies tooKoontz:Koontz: whyKoontz: why would that make me feel betterWheatley: well cuzWheatley: cuzWheatley:Wheatley: I don’t know why I said thatLovecraft: I-i don’t like when the cat dies