Midnight Pals: Calling in (Patreon)

Rowling: I mean, who’ssss to know whatsss right or wrong?Phelps-Roper: wow if you think about itPhelps-Roper: trans people and people who want to kill trans people are really just equally badRowling: that is libelous and you will hear from my lawyerRowling: because transss people are definitely worsssse

Phelps-Roper: let’s go to the phonesPhelps-Roger: hello caller you’re on the air with megan phelps-roger and the weasel, talk to us [toilet flush sound effect]Jesse Singal: hey megan phelps-roperSingal: long time listener first time caller

Singal: I’m calling you today from internet prisonSingal: I put myself in here and then I threw away the key!!Phelps-Roper: I’m sorry do you have a question for our guestSingal: I just want everyone to know I’m not madSingal: please don’t say on your podcast that I’m mad Singal: I just want all your listeners to help me let myself out of internet jailSingal: write to your congressman and petition to let me let myself out of internet jailRowling: we were really talking about me right now, jesssseSingal: but mommy

Singal: everyone’s mad at me cuz I just wrote about my concerns about trans youthRowling: well good newsssss, jessssseRowling: once we ban all trans healthcare, you won’t need to write about it ever againSingal:Rowling: in fact there won’t really even be a need for you at allSingal:

Phelps-Roper: damn that’s all the time we have today on megan phelps-roper and the weasel K-ZFM 400!! When you want the best of the 80s, 90s, and today, turn your crank to K-ZFM!Singal: I’m not done thoPhelps-Roper: and we’re done [toilet flush sound effect]Singal: no mommy don’t leave me!