Midnight Pals: Nice Brandon (Patreon)

[at unicorn fuck club]JRR Tolkien: oh brandonTolkien: we heard about that wired articleTolkien: tough breakBrandon Sanderson: well good golly goshSanderson: I justSanderson: I just don’t know

Sanderson: I just don’t know why everyone’s gotta be so negative goshdarnitSanderson: like all this negativitySanderson: it’s so golly darn negative don’t ya knowSanderson: oo it just makes me soSanderson: [looking at CTR ring]Sanderson: [deep breath] calm down brandon it’s all goodSanderson: what would ted lasso do

Sanderson: I tell you don’t you knowSanderson: that article was just so gosh darn negativeSanderson: why, I hid to write three new books to calm myself down don’t cha know Sanderson: “A Stone of Mists and Time”Sanderson: “A Groan of Fists and Rhyme”Sanderson: and “A Moan of Cysts and Lime”Sanderson:Sanderson: I invented a fourth magic rule too

Sanderson: I just don’t know why that article said I’m boringSanderson: I think I’m a fun guy don’t you knowSanderson: like I can be pretty crazy when I let loose don’t ya knowSanderson: like look I’m wearing a jacket without a tie!

Sanderson: you guys think I’m fun don’t cha?JRR Tolkien:GRR Martin:Brian Jacques:Sanderson: you know you should all come over and see my home theaterSanderson: we’re gonna screen Saturday’s Warrior!

Sanderson: you should all come over, we’re gonna watch A Field So WhiteTolkien:Martin:Jacques:Jacques: [squeaking] will there be feasting?Sanderson: we’re gonna have funeral potatoesMartin: funeral potatoes?Martin: oh damn that sounds metalSanderson: oh good golly gosh no

GRR Martin: so these video game guys tapped me to write for this gameSanderson:Martin: bender ring or somethingSanderson: ELDEN RING!Sanderson: ITS CALLED ELDEN RING!!

Martin: yeah I don’t know why they picked meSanderson: !!Martin: I don’t know much about these so-called video gamesMartin: not like I’ve been blogging about this game series or anythingSanderson: !!!Martin: mostly, I like to talk sportsMartin: did you guys catch the sports?

Martin: oh man did you guys catch the sports?Sanderson: !!!Martin: my favorite part is when the team I support gets more points than the team I opposeTolkien: which team do you support?Martin: homeSanderson: !!!!!