Midnight Pals: Trickster (Patreon)

Owl Goingback: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the coyote rageGoingback: cuz despite all his rageGoingback: he’s still just a coyote in a cage

Goingback: so coyote the tricksterDean Koontz: 😊Goingback: he’s got an evil planKoontz: noKoontz: no I don’t believe thatKoontz: I don’t believe any dog can truly be evil

Goingback: coyote has an evil planGoingback: oh, man, this plan? So evil!Goingback: “I am going to put this evil plan into motion” said coyoteGoingback: “and then”Goingback: “The evil plan will come, at some point after that, to fruition”

Goingback: coyote is sick of humans hunting his kind and destroying the planetKoontz: gosh! I never thought about thatKoontz: are we the bad guys?Goingback: no no of course not, see, coyote he’s the evil one andGoingback:Goingback: wait a second

Goingback: okay fair oh yeah now that I think about it, coyote DOES have a point King: it is true, i heard that humans do a lot of damage to the planet Barker: ha ha we suck

Goingback: coyote is going to destroy humanityGoingback: and the other animals on the Great Council are all “nooo”Goingback: “I mean, yeah, we hate humans too and they suck”Goingback: “but goshdarnit there are rules”

Goingback: to do this, coyote has to kill the last human representative on the Great CouncilGoingback: he’s gonna pursue him across the spirit world in a merry madcap chaseGoingback: there’s also this funeral director ladyGoingback: not a lot going on with her tbh

Goingback: luckily the other shapeshifters areFrank Belknap Long: shapeshifters you say????Barker: haha oh christ here we goLong: I want to hear more about these shapeshiftersLong: these sexy sexy shapeshifters

Goingback: the shapeshifters are able to wear their fur or feathers insideGoingback: or outsideLong: god I wish that was me

Long: you know, I have a bit of a spirit animal myselfGoingback:Long: it’s a blue day-go wolf who wears a bandannaGoingback:Long: he’s a DJ by day, an assassin by nightGoingback: that’s a fursonaGoingback: that isGoingback: a fursona

Goingback: so the shapeshifting process is pretty painful and gruesomeGoingback: like turning yourself inside outLong: I prefer when random body parts just change and there’s a “FWOOMP” soundGoingback:Goingback: like ludmi-Long: yes!! Exactly!!!Long: exactly like ludmilla!!!