Midnight Pals: Cleese Phobia (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello childrenPoe: oh jk rowlingPoe: great to see you againPoe:Poe: in theoryBarker: ha ha haPoe: clive i'm not in the mood

Rowling: i jusst sslithered in to tell youRowling: my terf deatheaterss got a big celebrity getRowling: bc if a quorum of celebrities agree a particular minority group shouldn’t have rightssRowling: then itss legally bindingRowling: that'ss jusst the law, you know

Barker: damn who’s your big celebrity get this time Barker: did you find another 90s webcomic guy? Rowling: no  Rowling: shut up we got a real one thissss time! Rowling: we got john cleesssse  Barker: haha oh damn john cleese huh?  Barker: damn I didn’t even know he was divorced!

Rowling: we have a python!! Beat that!  Barker: hey why don’t they ever interview eric idle about this  Rowling:  Barker: whats eric idle’s take  Rowling:  Barker: people should be asking where’s eric idle

John Cleese: so apparently it’s transphobic to hate on trans people? Cleese: well by that logic, then criticizing me is CLEESE PHOBIC  Poe:  King:  Koontz:  Barker: ah ha ha  Barker: you really thought you had something there

Cleese: if anyone calls me a bigot, that means they’re cleese phobic  Lovecraft: w-wait  Lovecraft: is that the way it works?  Poe: no howard  Lovecraft: t-this changes everything!  Poe: no howard  Poe: now look what you’ve done

Poe: howard don’t start  Lovecraft: I-I’m sorry edgar it sounds like you’re being kind of lovecraftphobic  Barker: ha ha ha  Poe: don’t encourage him clive  Barker: no I really want to see where this goes

Lovecraft: s-so i have some theories about the celestial-  Poe: howard no  Lovecraft: e-excuse me that’s very lovecraftophobic  Lovecraft: I find it very othering  Lovecraft: what about MY free speech?  Barker: ah ha ha omg Barker: the little shit catches on fast