Midnight Pals: Rusticated!!! (Patreon)

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersPoe: oh maryPoe: sit downPoe: we have some bad newsPoe: it’s about percyMary Shelley: what about percyPoe: he’s been rusticated

Mary Shelley: the fuckPoe: yes he’s been rusticatedMary Shelley: rusticated for…?Poe: yes rusticated for contumacyMary Shelley: aw shit, not contumacy!Mary Shelley: aw shit what the fuck

Mary Shelley: level with meMary Shelley: which of you motherfuckers put him up to thisPoe: mary, we had nothing to do-Mary Shelley: he wrote an essay on the necessity of atheism and sent it to the heads of oxford collegeMary Shelley: I know one of you fuckers is behind thisMary Shelley: I’m looking at you, wrath james white

Mary Shelley: you’re telling me my boy got rusticatedPoe: yes for contumacyMary Shelley: fucking rusticated for contumacy!Mary Shelley: motherfucking contumacy!Barker: I’m sorry we’re just gonna keep pretending these are real words?Barker: ok sure

Mary Shelley: for real, who put him up to thisMary Shelley: I’m not mad, I just wanna talkPoe: well I don’t want to name namesMary Shelley: I will end youPoe: it was Thomas Jefferson hoggPoe: Thomas Jefferson hogg, he’s the one

Mary Shelley: percyPercy Shelley: yes dearMary Shelley: did you write an essay on the necessity of atheism and send it to the heads of oxford collegePercy Shelley: yes dearMary Shelley:Mary Shelley: oh my god you fucking stud take me now